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Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Puel confirms he'll also make a decision tomorrow on whether Martín Cáceres features. He's been impressed with his fitness levels. #saintsfc Adam Blackmore‏@AdamBlackmore #saintsfc boss Claude Puel pleasantly surprised at how Martin Cacéres has done in training - i reckon that gets him in #EFLCupFinal squad

Good plan!

This one's quite good too:

I go in Club Wembley quite a lot and there are always flags hanging over the side of level 5 above, so, yes, shouldn't be a problem

Cheers for the insight sir. Appreciated

How does he get an answer to his question if he doesn't know who "Charlie" is...?

The Blackbridge website has a distinctive 'NAMG' feel about it (a vintage 2008 reference there for the takeover stalwarts amongst us!): http://www.blackbridgecrossborders.com/

According to a mainly trustworthy source (Google), its this area here:

Given our good performance in the semi-final last time around, perhaps its the club that are planting these stories...?

Should be fine as long as both of us don't qualify for the Champion's League... http://www.goal.com/en/news/1716/champions-league/2017/02/22/32941162/uefa-rules-threaten-to-disqualify-rb-leipzig-or-red-bull

That trumps the one I was going to suggest... Agadoo by Francois Pierre Camille Bernheim, Michel Eugene Delancray and Mya-Micheline-Helyett Simille Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki Where she was selling pineapple playing ukulele And when I went to the girl come on and teach me to sway She laughed and whispered to me yes come tonight to the bay The lovely beach and the sky The moon of Hawaii The rum calypso sarong We'll all be singing this song Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody Then down on the shore They gather romance She showed me much more Not only to dance Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody The lovely beach and the sky The moon of Hawaii The rum calypso sarong We'll all be singing this song Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody Copyright © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc

Another star in the making...? Cracking goal

Great read. Cheers for posting

As a result of peer pressure from the forum intelligentsia (and my son) we are now bypassing the South Bank and heading straight up to the Wembley area for c.12pm. I'm not normally one to mix with the riff-raff but will make an exception on this occasion.

I'm drinking in "South East London" just to see how many "Why the **** are you drinking so far away?" posts it attracts. Doing quite well so far but could do with a few more to make it worth my while...

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/sutton-united-goalkeeper-wayne-shaw-resigns-following-pieeating-stunt-a3472556.html

I'll probably walk along the South Bank from Waterloo. Stop somewhere for lunch (The Doggetts on south side of Blackfriars Bridge probably) then carry on down to London Bridge stopping off at the Market Porter to imbibe in a selection of their fine real ales. Then hop on the Jubilee Line from London Bridge.

Weather forecast looking good for Sunday. Dry, sunny spells and temps in the mid-teens. Nice.

https://www.facebook.com/events/370855019974429/

Ah, seems like a reasonable explanation. So, Man Utd just got a bit lucky rather than crossing UEFA's palm with silver. At ease...

I haven't been "hysterical" since 1989. Who's being hysterical? Hound them out and give them 100 lashings I say.

If you ignore the butterfly effect and chaos theory, yes...

Didn't realise that. What a farce.