trousers

Its a good job its past Alpine's bedtime. I think he'd struggle to deal with 3 meltdowns in one evening

"Dark forces"....

I'll leave this one for you MLG. Fill your boots

Mane has something that is quite rare in the premier league and that is his unpredictability. Yes, that can work both for and against you but its an attribute that we'd find very difficult to replace now that we've got it. Mane will never be the most technically gifted player in the world but there is a certain element of uniqueness about him that we shouldn't undervalue.

Yeah. I'm usually quite rational and pragmatic about this kinda stuff but I thought (hoped) we'd seen the last of the summer parasite activity by now. And, yes, I know we've done the same to the likes of Celtic. I've calmed down (ish) now

So, we either end up selling him or he stays, but in 'Clyne mode' for the rest of the season?

Australia (1981) Upgrade to Windows 10 or stick with Windows 7?

Change your name by deed poll to "Portsmouth Football Club" and within 3 years you'll be debt free without having to pay your creditors.

FFS!...LEAVE US ALONE!!!! (and, relax)

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/13611494.Saints_ex_chairman_donates___3k_for_surgery_to_help_toddler_take_first_steps/

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/149941.php

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC It's our pre-@fcmidtjylland media day – @RonaldKoeman and @VictorWanyama will be speaking at 2pm BST. #saintsfc

And 'you know who' have him on their radar too apparently.... http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/southampton-spurs-target-werder-bremen-fullback-jannik-vestergaard-4091708

Nah... I think this is the first season where there's an acknowledgment that they have a relatively decent team and manager and thus are genuine title contenders. Which is good from a nutjob perspective as it was getting borderline tedious watching them bump along the bottom of the Football League. Don't get me wrong, it would still be amusing if they don't get promoted.

Ahem.... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?p=2235763

Keith Chegwin. He always used to go 'pop' at the appropriate moment. Favourite Nik Kershaw song?

Chimes For Pompey ‏@Chimes4PFC The fact we are disappointed with an away point shows how far we've come. #pompey

And so it begins.... Steve Wilson ‏@pn_steve_wilson #Pompey unable to find a way past Crawley's parked bus. Home fans delirious with a home 0-0 draw. #Pompey may have to get used to this...

Keith Chegwin Swap Shop phone number?

p.s. I don't think you have any grounds for appeal unfortunately. The walls aren't "contents" of your house and therefore won't be covered by contents insurance. I suppose you could say to the insurance company: "please highlight the clause in the contract that explicitly excludes repair to damaged wall paint" and see what they come up with.