trousers

Game over

Should have been 4 there

90 seconds

Only because the players heard the referee's whistle and stopped challenging for the ball

That's how I would have replied to my own question, so fair play.

Would now be a good time to dig out the Saints v Everton match reaction thread...?

MANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"swing low, sweet chariot"

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Tadic I guess

Stevie Wonder

One more goal will do it

We're giving Shelvey far too much space

Giving Shelvey a free shot in that position probably isn't the best defensive tactic

Tadic + Bertrand = perfect combination down the left

Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Official Pompey twitter account in selective memory shocker. And there was me under the impression that they had disowned their grubby recent past....

This humour is almost as "embarrassing" as the Mars Bar furore.

The word 'rigmarole' springs to mind.... http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/announcements/194515-important-notice-for-fans-travelling-to-russia

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**** me..... this is almost professional.... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-talk-bristol-rovers-1-6977361

'Penis' is OK

I'm so embarrassed I won't be leaving the house for at least other 72 hours.

No Tadic?