trousers

Up to an hour queue on the online booking system at the moment. Glad I got mine earlier!

groundhog

To be fair to verlaine1979, approximately 85% of his/her posts on the forum are negative towards Davis, so top marks for consistency Good job I'm not a conspiracy theorist otherwise I might be inclined to suspect some kind of agenda going on here.

What kind of parallel universe have I worm-holed into here?

MLG - you do realise its not mandatory to nibble on the bait, don't you?

Forster Clyne - Fonte - Gardos - Targett Reed - Davis - Cork McQueen - Long - Elia Subs: Davis, Bertrand, McCarthy, Isgrove or Tadic, JWP, Pelle, Seager

Baggsy getting in with an amusing "Forren" quip before anyone else

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Get the **** in!!!!!

Impressed by Elia so far. Can't wait to see him and Mane together in the same team. Our strongest 11 is quite comfortably a top 4 side IMO.

Flukey goal in the end, but Forster's gotta make that his call, surely?

FFS!!!!! What a cock up

Way too early for this....but hey ho....

2 match threads FFS

Elia!!!!!!! Get in!!!!!!

Very sloppy passing so far

You know how low you've reached when....a draw at home to Burton is declared a "good point" @bigadamsport: Great win for #AFCB - good point for #Pompey - now let's see if #saintsfc can keep it going !! Live commentary on all frequencies from 17:30

3 points off relegation....

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Great save by Loris to deny Sunderland a draw

FFS spurs

Not any more

Palace take the lead

Chelsea get a 5th