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Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Seven years of an amazing journey. Thank you, @SchneiderlinMo4. #MerciMorgan

Was just a tongue-in-check riposte to your "total inability to hit the target when shooting." observation sir. Maybe I took you too literally.... In all seriousness, I concur that he wasn't a prolific goalscorer.

0.7/10

I know "its only football" but of all the high profile departures over the last couple of seasons I'm actually finding this one quite emotional. (You soppy tart, trousers) Call me a drama queen but Morgan symbolises the start and end of the most dramatic era in recent Saints history. He was the 'beacon of hope' when he joined whilst the senior team was being dismantled to try and stave off administration. Sad to see him go but at the same time I'm really happy for him. Right, that's enough emotional nonsense for one post! Bon chance Morgan!

I can't work out if that's a compliment or not....

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Those earlobes look awfully similar though....

9.8/10

5th

I had a hunch this would go well...

http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/news/newsid=2264495.html

Press conference live here now: http://www.redbullsalzburg.at/de/medien/fantv.html?vid=16b35378-0991-4cd7-a4e7-ac08913c4d18

If you had one question, what would you ask him? I'd go for: "how much did the Alderweireld 'saga' have to do with the CFO leaving the club?"

2.7/10

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One assumes we didn't bid earlier because we we're still hopeful of Alderweireld staying?

I have a good hunch about Ramirez this season (Disclaimer: my hunches have been slightly wide of the mark on one or two occasions over the last 10 years)

I read that as saying that it's the player preferring West Ham rather than our bid being too late. Until the contract is signed its never 'too late' as such.

That Ramirez fella looks quite promising...