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So, with Targett out and Davis facing a last minute fitness test, we could be looking at something like this then? ------------------------- Forster --------------------------- Cedric -------- Fonte --------------- VvD ------ Bertrand ------ Wanyama ------- Clasie --------- JWP------------- ---- Mane --------------- Long ----------------- Tadic ---- Subs: Stek, Yoshida, Martina, Romeu, Juanmi, Pelle, Austin

Koeman: "Targett is not fit. Ankle injury. Not major but he is out for tomorrow. Austin is back and in contention to start. Davis is back in training but there is a doubt that he will make the squad. Decision to be made after today's training"

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No. (not full training ) It's OK, no-one will notice the crafty edit

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/fa-chairman-praises-pompey-s-fan-ownership-model-1-7198440 Yes Mr Dyke, it "recovered" because the football authorities were too weak to throw the book at them when they were flouting the financial rules whilst going through 2 (two) administrations in the process. Although, of course, the deluded ones blame the FA for not doing enough to help keep them afloat... They still don't get it, do they? And I'll leave the final words to Mr Dyke...

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC #SaintsFC's Steven Davis and @chazaustin9 are back in training! Could the duo return against #WHUFC?

I'd stick to tin pots if I were you Fred...

It seems to be working fine for my searches...

5 years ago today. Happy days The match thread was quite amusing too.... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?28069-Posh-V-Saints-match-thread#.VrSKk_mLTIU

That would work much better as a plaque than this one....

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/feb/02/google-tories-are-labour-are-autocomplete-conspiracy-theories

Those of us who don't suffer from jerky knee syndrome?

Should make those threads from December even more funnier reading... Congratulations RK!

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/roche-goal-a-first-in-pompey-league-history-1-7196670 Fixed it for you Mr Allen.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-striker-michael-smith-sets-12-win-target-1-7195808 Just the 12 wins needed from 19 games then. What could possibly go wrong....

http://www.topgear.com/car-news/top-gear-tv/matt-leblanc-joins-top-gear

Now there's a coincidence...

Gomez 'doing a Forster' for Watford v Chelsea this evening. 0-0 approaching final minute of normal time

-------------------- Forster ----------------------- ------- Fonte ------- VvD -------- Bertrand ----- Cedric ------------------------------------ Targett ---------- Wanyama ------ Romeu --------------- ---------------------- Clasie ----------------------- --------- Mane ------------------- Long ----------- Subs: Stek, Yoshida, JWP, Davis, Tadic, Pelle, Austin

:lol: He should think himself lucky. I'd venture there aren't many fairy light salesmen who end up being wined and dined at a top premier league game.

On reflection, anyone else wondering why our twitter account is taking the mick out of the current club playing football at Fratton Park whilst referencing incidents that occurred with the previous club that used to play there?

#tinpot #deluded

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