trousers

Can't see us scoring tonight...

Handball my arse

2.1/10

A couple of curve balls there from Ronald. Cue forum meltdown

To be fair to them, it wasn't the current club that play at Fratton Park that diddled c.£100m out of the tax man.

Not interested in watching the first half then....?

Forster Cedric Fonte VvD Bertrand JWP Romeu Davis Tadic Mane Austin Subs: Stek, Targett, Yoshida, Clasie, Juanmi, Pelle, Long

The Maltese verdict.... It all turned when Long went off. We looked like we could hang on to the 1-0 until last 20 mins. Bit of a downer on a great long weekend on the best island in the Mediterranean bar none

**** off

Cock

Get in!!!! I've just yelped out loud in a Maltese pub. Some strange looks from the locals!/ha ha

Greetings from Malta. The locals are very impressed with us (I stopped them switching over to the Leicester game at kick off!)

Yes! Found a pub in Malta showing the game. COYR!!

I'm currently in Valletta, Malta. Anyone know any bars that will be showing premier league football today? The locals are giving me some strange looks when I ask about somewhere to watch the Southampton game. Long shot but cheers!

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Jay Rodriguez ‏@JayRodriguez9 Buzzing to be back in full training. Getting closer to comeback! #WeMarchOn

Adam Tungatt ‏@adachops #BarnetFC had 2557 fans at the game and 1330 were us #pompey fans. And they beat us. Wow . #tinpot They don't appear to be clever enough to realise what this means in reality.... the mighty Portsmouth are themselves so tinpot and irrelevant these days that even Barnet fans are ambivalent to turning up to watch them. #tinpotest

Talking of the SNP, I believe this represents their viewpoint...

You sound like Alex Salmond c. 2 years ago...