trousers

Uncanny

I think someone on here made it up about 2 days ago

Mars

Did I just read that correctly?

9.3

My deceptive ingenuity knows no bounds. Thank you kindly for taking the time and effort to notice

Badger. Not horse.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/11806571/We-Tories-are-in-a-state-of-disbelief-about-Jeremy-Corbyn.html

You're destined to be disappointed I'm afraid. The club have made it crystal clear in recent times that we will never look to 'buy success'. Our strategy is to get as many academy players involved in the 1st team squad as possible, supplemented with young players with potential, or a career that needs reigniting, from elsewhere. Our strategy is fixed. Some seasons we'll finish 7th, some seasons lower than that and sometimes maybe, just maybe, higher. But the one constant is our player and management recruitment strategy. Southampton isn't the club to support if you want a club to chase success with a blank chequebook in one hand. It ain't gonna happen.

How about...? --------------- Steklenberg ----------------- Cedric ---- Fonte ----- Caulker --- Martina ----------------- Romeu --------------------- ---------- Juanmi ------- JWP -------------- ---- Mane ------- Pelle --------- JRod ------ Subs: Gazza, Targett, Yoshida, Wanyama, Reed, Davis, Long

Season going to nutjob plan so far. PUP!

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Fine lines. If Mane's shot goes in at 0-0 then Everton's heads could have dropped, our confidence sparked, and gone on to win the game. Yes, our performance was poor overall but but its early days so not going to jump on the "we're doomed" bandwagon quote yet. One positive, Romeu looks like he'll fit it well alongside Wanyama. Should have started in hindsight. We march on.

Same number of points at this stage last season. #meltdown

90 minute advert on national TV to boost shirt sales?

10/10

Unlucky Pelle!

Or, for the more pragmatic and rational amongst us, how about we wait until Christmas before losing our rag? Just a wacky idea

Good start by Romeu

Will be interesting to see how many crutches Koeman comes out with after half time and which player's arse one of them ends up in

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They probably wouldn't have known, to be fair. Saints only announced it last night. But, yep, Everton's protest will unfortunately overshadow proceedings somewhat and not sure why they have chosen an away game. Probably because its live on TV thinking about it...

Seeing as Pompey bought their last trophy (with money they didn't have), perhaps they'll have a whip round to buy one of these too... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33936146