Matthew Le God

I will be doing that. Happy?

So what do you suggest I do on that day when my place of work is closed?

You need to read a dictionary as you clearly don't comprehend the meaning of that word!

You think they are on holiday and not a fitness building training trip?

I work in a school... it is half term for the Jubilee so I can't work even if I wanted to. Plus even if I didn't work in a school why does that mean I should work on a royal bank holiday? Why couldn't I enjoy the 4 day weekend without the royal fawning!? (No it wouldn't make me a hypocrite before you start on that daft line again)

Is the empire evil and does the empire have a canteen?

1) Such as? 2) That is clearly nonsense. They've been finishing in the top 4 in recent years and even made the final of the Champions League.

Not a surprise you like him!

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'More ambitious' than a team who just finished in a Champions League place? Which other team should he hold out for?

Should we play tennis with them instead!?

Why would he?

We did not have an option to buy Walcott. He was out of contract.

He only has 1 year left of his contract, so a loan with an option to buy is not possible.

I think we need to be spending a lot more than £100 to £999

I've never claimed to be infallible. I'm not a god...

What they say they want initially and what they'd be willing to accept given the financial mess they appear to be in are very different things!

Would you walk out of a job and leave behind £12m you could have had?

Not sure why not on both of those points. Both might lose some important players. They both have big summers for recruitment like we do.

Why wouldn't they? Shouldn't supporters support a club through thick and thin?

He shares a common ancestor with a rat, like we all do!

Maddison is 'rat face'?

At the time I posted they were the live stats. Which is what made your comment I was replying to surprising.

Nope, those are live stats