Matthew Le God

Evolution

Apart from it not have the correct name, not having a blue verification tick and not having 1.1 million followers

Bat

The FA wouldn't allow a name change like that. They stopped Hull City changing to Hull Tigers.

Their CEO trying to wriggle out of the need to refund season ticket holders if matches are played behind closed doors... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0867pxt With 14k season ticket holders a refund bill will screw them for a lot of money.

Italian season might be completely cancelled...

Playing devil's advocate... we did better after he left than whilst he was here. Tadic, Pelle, Mane, van Dijk, Koeman etc all signed after Cortese left the club.

Thames

If those are the only options then ... B or C

Language

They currently only 2 points away from 17th and have a game in hand. That is not cut adrift.

Oh dear Turkish. The English language confusing you yet again

No they don't

The Paul Allen saga... https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2007/apr/28/football.paulkelso

That is clearly nonsense. You can't have relegation form for "the vast majority" of the season and have 34 points from 29 games.

Why would Red Bull take any notice of an article? If someone wants Red Bull to make an offer for the club they could just ask them directly.

They didn't say that.

This is nonsense. He had more successful take ons than Messi (or anyone else in La Liga) last season.

That really is pathetic!

So it was from a visit to northern Italy?

I doubt it, the FA would be unlikely to allow it... http://www.thefa.com/news/2015/mar/16/fa-statement-hull-city-proposed-name-change

For who? Every player in our squad would be wanted by someone. Lots of players you left out would fetch big fees. Even someone like Adams who hasn't done particularly well was attracting reported £20m bids in January.

The referee & VAR completely ignored Saint-Maximin pulling Boufal's shirt for the penalty incident! That makes it not a penalty as Boufal was impeded