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I'd like to re-tell my Saints, Uruguay, Steak story as I feel that played a significant part......

“@SkySportsNews: Sky Sources: Everton in talks with Birmingham to sign goalkeeper Jack Butland #skydeadlineday” Are we still in the running for him? Quick call to the scousers pleas Mr C

We got him! That was nice and drawn out! I give it 3 games before the usual suspects are slagging him off!

Great news. A defender and not a bad one by all accounts! Konichwa etc

“@officialsaints: Japanese international Maya Yoshida is set to join #SaintsFC on a three-year deal from VVV-Venlo. More at http://t.co/uOy2bQWx shortly.”

But on the positive there's no Trevor Nelson to ruin it! Just adverts.

Rhodes is a player I'd like to have seen us sign. Mrs OOO's brother is an Udders season ticket holder and really rates him. Though with promotion to the champ they'd keep him.

Mayuka ohohoh Mayuka ohohoh He comes from Zambia He is a quick f u cker Best I could come up with a short notice.

Does that mean a striker on the way out? Or are we going to play 2 up front. Surely we didn't buy j-rod to play on the wing did we?

“@officialsaints: #SaintsFC have agreed a deal to sign Zambia forward Emmanuel Mayuka from BSC Young Boys. Full story to follow at http://t.co/uOy2bQWx.”

Has anyone done a Skacel joke yet?

I think the big question is how did DP manage to sweet talk an upgrade? I fly a fair bit and have never managed it yet! Any chance you can reveal your secret? Even if it is via PM? I'll by you a beer next time I'm in Dubai! Back on topic, my old man reckons Pompey will try doing a Greece and ask the Germans for bail out. He also said keep red bull away from that sh!t hole. They're one of the only companies who could pay off all pompey's debts.

Think.I might get hold of an old red ensign on board ship and get the sailors to stitch Southampton on to it in white. Wasn't there a massive saints flag at pride park when derby passed their crappy small one round. Seem to remember it being passed over our heads (saints one not the derby one)

Can haigology publishing do a book on the history of this thread and he PTS? Think it's going to be the only way for anyone bar the hardcore to find out everything!

How long's he been in Italy? Might qualify for Italian citizenship? Has he got ant European blood in him? Might not need a WP if that were the case.

Is it going to turn out to be like the tiger in Southampton? I.e a cuddly toy? Don't who to feel more sorry for. The lion or the locals

“@SimonPeach: Italian journalist @dimarziotweet is reporting Gaston Ramirez's move to #SaintsFC is almost complete. The standstill appears to be over.”

R.I.P a true legend. An inspiration to many. Got to be given a state funeral or the American equivalent. Though Neil Armstrong was a very humble man. He was a reluctant hero.

So watched it on the stream. Started well. We needed to whip it round the park more. Their keeper had a blinder At SMS when playing teams like Wigan would like to see an approach similar to last year. Play J-Rod as a striker. That's why we bought him. Plan B required(not the rapper) New CBs required. It almost seemed that after the opening half hour the mentality was that this was a relegation 6 pointer. The team seemed nervous. They needed to grab the game by the scruff of the neck in the 2nd half but we didn't. We hit the woodwork twice, but Wigan took their chances. As said above, we need a new CB, but I would also like to see a new GK who controls and commands his defence. I like Kelv but I still get nervous when he's in goal. Not wrist slitting, but Nige does need to make some changes for us to have a successful season. Did the lads turn up thinking we could waltz this as they played so well against City? Possibly. Long way to go until May. Bring on Utd!

And now ****ing west brom have equalised to ruin my other accumulator. Cr@p weekend.

We need 2 CB's in sharpish or we are in big trouble this season.

FFS. That was sh!t

“@officialsaints: Al-Habsi keeps Wigan in front once more as he pushes Lallana's low effort round the post for a #SaintsFC corner, which is cleared.”

“@officialsaints: Attendance: 29,604 #saintsfc”

We need to use the formation that worked so well for us last season.