Horley CTFC Saint

Crikey - what will it be next season if we qualify for the Champions League?

I'm there most matches, infact I always stand behind the Milton Road goal and am easily recognisable as I invariably wear a pakol However, if it helps with you're theorising I will be at the Broadfield next Saturday - come on UReds

You got me wrong mush I ain't in the Talifan

A fail on two accounts

Is there still Champagne on ice?

Toke City?

Just to be clear when you say courtesy of HM Forces do you mean he's joined the Taliban to fight them as they've 'invaded Afghaniland or is he a member of our esteemed army of occupation?

Jos didn't play then

So basically you're saying the club is losing money because you've reserved a seat at a discount price that you're not using and that the club could have sold at full price? That explains all those annoying gaps you see at numerous sold out games during the course of a season

Can't believe this thread is still going - should be consigned to the Muppet Show! I doubt the local Plods would be very happy with Saints providing extra tickets to ST holders for any passing 'mate' that happens to ask for one. Likelihood is that that mate would in this case be a ManUre fan and ergo a potential public order threat in the home end. SFC are quite right in not allowing ST holders extra tickets willy nilly to pass to 'strangers' - end of really This is a local club for local people....

No one will be signing him until they know how he recovers from his injury so Jan at the earliest

Oh the irony

Yep - just given them another opportunity to say as much too. Honestly they're a team that struggled to stay in the league and are God knows how many places below us in the rankings and yet we feel the need to waste money on such a 'funny' or laughable prank...the nutjobs have taken over the asylum

Funniest thread I've seen on here for ages

This plus Pompey fans have got webbed feet

Why's that then someone else agreed to sign him?

I enjoyed his performance at Cardiff

Why do our keepers get so many injuries?

..and tell him we want to win it next time too

Esso not doing the silver medals this year then? I've got Paul Madeley to swap

Up here too in deepest darkest Surrey

Shaw's a busted flush - sell him for what we can get and if its to Man U all the better cos so are they

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He walked out on Crawley shortly after we sacked Barker so doubt he'll stay the course much longer with PFC

Wayne Kerr for entertainment value