Horley CTFC Saint

Yeah - would hate a telling off like that to get in the public domain :/

That's just such a long read - think I'll wait for the musical adaption

I'd go with that

What did you expect? It seems that the vast majority of footballers these days are graceless, emotional ****wits so why should Schneiderlin be any different? Truly he ****ted on Twitter

In all honesty if we hadn't had any injuries I don't think we'd have been far off

If the club were so desperate to sell their crown jewels why not answer the phone to the players concerned, agents, buying clubs, etc.? Also if they are that desperate to sell their crown jewels why have players only been sold to the 'big clubs'? Why has Fonte not gone to Cardiff? Are we still waiting for them to up their offer or do we expect a big club to come in with a bid? :/ Did Cortese want to sell Lambert to WHU or not and why didn't it happen? Why are others on this form saying that Tadic and Pelle are an upgrade on Lallana and Pelle? Just asking that's all

Thank God the club invested in movement sensitive lighting

Ahh but if you take the first letter of the name Mark then substitute it with the letter immediately before it in the alphabet you get an L and if you take the first letter of Saunders and substitute it with the letter immediately before it you get an R. That's LR and if you reverse these letters you get Rupert Lowe's initials - there's no way that could be a coincidence.

So does that mean we're signing Remy then?!?!

The first Lala goal was definately a Jos own goal

Is that you Woy?

I reckon that there's a bit of that and a bit of players and their agents chasing their wallets

Any chance that we're in for Didier Drogba? A bit on the old side but a s they say class is permanent and would give Gallagher that extra little bit of time to grow into the PL

Sorting out his headlights

Not in EU though so will complicate any signings

Derby Road?

Lets hope they're not Johnny foreigners then :/

Surely they've already lined up Ronnie K?!

Any chance they might buy the original Ted Bates statue? Looks a bit like Bob Paisley if you squint you eyes on a rainy day

Don't forget its Euros not Pounds

Warchest? I think you mean a bigger watch

Pathetic and childish....still I'd quite like to have seen it - cant beat a bit of SF

Or three if you count mistaken identity

Ted Bates would have to have a stand if one was named after Markus

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