Horley CTFC Saint

Both benders?!? Sounds a bit libellous to me

Tell a lie that was later

We had no European competition back then as Liverpool had got us banned from Europe

Can I be the first to say......Fire Sale?

Or being English - English managers are a dying breed certainly in the Prem

And of course Chris don't try kids at home

Well there's always the Sussex Senior Cup Final at the Amex - Lewes v Whitehawk. Sounds like a cracker for probably around a tenner

Where is Campbell these days - seems to make the first team squad any more?

Just hypothetically but if say they wanted to use the same modus operandi for future attacks or maybe have been using it in past attacks it would surely make sense not to make known this differing approach to terrorism

No Merry Oakers - now I really feel deprived! Bitterne C of E Merry Oak Itchen College

Sheep rustling again (allegedly)

Surprised O'Neil didn't scythe into you if you were in his seat

I've always held you responsible for our defeat against Sheffield United in 1902

There is the matchday ritual of 30,000 fans every game trampling over that old Pompey shirt buried under the ground - always makes me laugh at the thought of it

Oh dear https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/don-t-bring-back-clarkson

There's a chap on the Liverpool forum saying they should sign Schneiderlin, Clyne, Wanyama, Forster and Ward Prowse in the Summer - dunno whats wrong with Fonte though!!

Orcs

What really annoys me is - why do they keep wanting to leave and go to smaller clubs?!

Bloody Pompey's fault - if it wasn't for them we could carry crowds of 60,000 with queues for the last match day ticket! Basterds!!!

In fairness they all do - its a football thing

Gus Poyet is as close as I can get but he's not at Brighton any more

Would suggest it depends whether any third party loses any money as a result as to whether there is a points deduction

Je suis Saints

Dunno ask Tim Henman or Andy Murray

Boy needs to take some Fergie lessons on mind games