Horley CTFC Saint

Bizarre half the 'towns' are cities and Gib is an BOT!?!?

Should have made them smaller not larger - A5 or A6 is a nice size. Crystal Palace was the first game I haven't bought one for years

They got the wrong London bridge didn't they surely they mean this one? http://www.golakehavasu.com/about-us/about-havasu/london_bridge1.aspx

I'm guessing the deal is that he has to have a nose job to stop any future confusion

Philistine - that's opra in'it can't stand those fat f**k uber males

That's a total fabrication I weren't at the game yesterday I was on the train on route to the Royal Ballet and enjoying a pink gin

Do you look a bit like Matt Le Tiss? If so you should be alright - just a case of mistaken identity

Danny Bulman, Nicky Adams and Gary Alexander at Crawley

They should put it on Beeb 4 - thats where most of the good stuff is these days

He's a slut

Sod that - I'll be watching the cricket!!

Hopefully we wont qualify nor France, Italy, Uruguay, Kenya.....:/

Hope its more accurate than the White Queen!

Whats wrong with being ambitious?

There's clearly a pact with the Italy, Spain, Argentina axis conspiring to get SRL dropped from the England squad to stop us winning the Euros and the next World Cup. Poch will drop SRL next game and send him out on loan to a Div 1 club as he clearly can't play alongside Osvaldo. Hodgson will never pick a Div 1 player for England so we stay as also rans in the major International Tournaments. Can't believe none of you have picked up on this conspiracy! Is pap on holiday or something?

David Speedie

At least they wont need floodlights......

Explains why I can never get a frigging away ticket (not being a season ticket holder). I will be highly annoyed if Hampshire lose on Saturday

Blame all the barstewards who make fraudulent claims - thats why they send an inspector/loss adjuster out these days - oh and I doubt its Santander that are the insurers - you need to check out who actually underwrites the policy

I once threw up on the cathedral - very nice :/ Watch out foir the trams to

When does the loans window open?!?

Aye finishing off what the Germans started

It beggars belief that in the 21st century with the technology we have at our disposal we are still talking about fighting wars. If you cut the head off a snake it dies......

Oh I have - its the obsession we have with Pompey that gets me - just don't understand it - our admin and subsequent relegation to Div 1 seems to have given us a chip on our shoulder about Pompey and its not gone away since we returned to the PL and Pompey dropped down to Div 1. I find it absolutely bizarre

In fairness we do seem to have more than our fair share of bellends....are we up to 2000 pages yet on the Pompey Takeover thread? :-o