Draino76

Jamie Oliver. ******. Or that Stanford cricket chao.

I thought it was 'el ordenador'?

My 4 yr old plays 1942 and kulaworld from the PSN; awful games but each to their own...

Friday; Got smashed in Essex and went to an African club; (obscure). Saturday; lots of beer n playstation with my boy. Checked SSN and fell over. Sunday; Pool n beer down the pub. 8/10. Incidentally anyone see Jeff Stellings opening line for soccer Saturday? A proper lol.x

Lol I thought you were ****ing jokin! I bet bagpuss came last, and Jamie must be ashamed to lose to a girl; pathetic.

Let me tell you where I am. Since this sofa is 'free', I cannot buy it. The price should be at least 1p on a a buy / sell forum. For that reason, I'm out.

I don't like Woss; so all this pleases me. Brand? Meh; I'd like his little black book.

I don't like Woss; so all this pleases me. Brand? Meh; I'd like his little black book.

Picked up Far Cry2 last night. Cross between COD4 Africa style and MGS4, sneaking into villages and killing baddies. Looks absolutely beautiful. The maps are huge. Been playing 4 hours and have achieved 1%. I leave the subtitles on because they talk so quickly!

Picked up Far Cry2 last night. Cross between COD4 Africa style and MGS4, sneaking into villages and killing baddies. Looks absolutely beautiful. The maps are huge. Been playing 4 hours and have achieved 1%. I leave the subtitles on because they talk so quickly!

I'm now a buyer

Some bits of this thread seem optomistic? Wierd.

Dont get me started on Setanta. I get some Geordie cvnt call me every weekend chasing me for £12. I thought there was 'no contract'. I've started looking foward calls now and do a bit of fone jacking on them. "£12? yes my debit card number is 6767 - 43zip farp -241eek- 59raaan fooob." Geordie debt collector, "sorry sir could you repeat that nuuumbeh pleeese like? "Yes its 6767 - 43zip farp -241eek- 59raaan fooob."

By the power of the broken ball score saints!11!!!one!

19, 14 & 20. All of them would take me 4 days in my old age; unless I was on coke and viagra, and my balls weren't such a mess.

Nuts ok, an occasional sharp pain here and there when they swing about. Plasters come off easy in the bath.

Some **** in my office always uses 'open up a can of beans'.

Yeah please give it up. A guy that unintentionally self-mutilates his balls with his house key is not a pedalfile. Although maybe that is where this all started for some of them, but I hope thats not the case.

Its stopped bleeding, I think. I've got a plaster on it now; I simply cannot wait to take the plaster off later. I woke up this morning thinking, "Yeah, I feel good today!"

Pls see goldenballs avatar.

This morning, when I got into the office, I went to scratch my ********, via my right trouser pocket. Unfortunately when I put my hand in my pocket to do the deed I had my house key in there (yale) and then proceeded to slice open the underside of my testicles. I'm sat down now with about 5 pieces of kitchen paper down my pants and still bleeding; although it has slowed. Dont do this.

Well I'm doin something right, Proevosaints are you sure got the right fred?

Last night I dressed up as a policeman while a TV crew filmed me beating up Drunks, litterers, and doggers with a crowbar.

Just completed a mission where I had to do USD 70k of damage by spraying police cars and buidings with ****, followed by a mission to run over as many people as possible on a quad bike. Dont get this if you like things too serious lol!!11one

I would want some cocaine.