JoeShmoe

I think if she trimmed the shaft at the tip it would increase the stiffness quite noticeably.

March 30 Chelsea (H) Loss April 6: Reading (A) Draw April 13: West Ham (H) Win April 20: Swansea (A)Draw April 27: West Brom (H)Draw May 4: Tottenham (A)Loss May 12: Sunderland (A)Draw May 19: Stoke (H)Win 10 points for me as well, although im hoping/praying we can somehow sneak 2 wins in the next 3 which ought to make us safe. I can see Wigan getting out of it and one or more of WHam, Sundlnd or Norwich getting dragged in

I don't think there's much wrong on looking at decent young L1/L2 players, just as likely to see one of them succeed and make the step up as you are some unknown foreigner. Besides every LB in British football would be ablle to compete with Fox

That and her club face is open and her grip is too weak. Would be a nasty slice right there

Hangeland would be great but he's angling for (and deserves) a move to a Top 4 club. Dependent on who goes down i'd look to raid, Hoillett at QPR for example

Boruc - HUGELY underrated, having a top class keeper has a huge effect on the team JRod - Really picked up the last few games , starting to look like the presence he obviously was at Burnely. He's one player who has noticeably improved under Poch as has Davis Lallana- Great interplay but someone needsto have him do shooting practice, the last 3 or 4 games he has played he's missed clear opportunities Overall great performance and you'd hope we'd be safe from here

The guy is a nutter In that way all top drawer goalies are :[)

Big 45 coming up here, lose this and its a big dent of confidence, Liverpool cant be any worse this half and they have the quality players to score out of nowhere

We are going to seriously regret all thee missed chances

I'll drive him there myself Take £10m and if we stay up raid whoever goes down or let Poch use his Spanish connections to find us the next Michu

I think the Reading game is key, lose to them and its a downward spiral

As always spot on the money Clarkey

I was all for giving MP a chance but we really are going backwards from where we were under NA, the last two performances have been dire

JRod misses a sitter, sums it up

My lads under 8's game this morning had better quality than this sh*te

These 2 teams sum up how **** poor the premiership is at the moment

yep, we'll be hanging on soon, JWP is feather-weight. God knows what Davis has done

Sums up MP's approach, stroll around like it's La Liga. Last two games were there for the taking

We have no urgency, we'll end up getting deeper and deeper here as we head towards time

This thrill a minute, high quality encounter might get 30 seconds on MOTD

Another £12m performance from Ramirez....

This game is utterly dreadul to be fair, both teams just arent very good. lets hope we can nick it

Terrible from Schneiderlin, we just lack quality and pace, these are shocking, just as QPR were last week

Hard to feel sorry for the Mancs getting a bad refereeing decision

We ought to go to Dubai on a stag do