Suhari

That was a sublime goal. Extraordinary.

Good afternoon. Looking forward to this. Not optimistic, but hopefully an encouraging performance.

Looking forward to a few 'player spotted on the piss' stories coming out. If their keeper did a shoplifting, would he get his hands chopped off?

Has Jack Wilshire got a club yet?

Would be strange to get another CB. Weren't there rumours of Lyanco moving on though?

Funny reading that: Player is shit; team is weak; commentators loving the opposition. Home from home!

Surely goes down as one of the strangest managerial appointments in recent times. Everyone, bar the Everton owners it seems, could see it wouldn't work. Tragic turn of events for their wonderful fans. I mean it: glass ceilings, dugouts and stuff. Thinking of arranging a vigil.

MOTD: is Micah Richards wearing a wig? That's an incredibly straight hairline.

If it's mine, let me know. Little grey bastard won't come in.

Enjoyed his performance today though.

Just wow.

Good afternoon. Entertaining this. Liking the set up.

I understand he's been recruited to referee the next 4 Man United games.

89th minute, 3 up, after the game on Sunday. And still a press.

Fans in good voice.

Refreshing.

"One Sam McQueen." Class.

Free money.

Interesting to compare Perraud this match to Bertrand over the past couple of seasons.

Nosebleed.

Take a bow Romeu. And Broja...... let's buy him. Simple.

Cum again?

Fucking love Diallo. He's a proper player. Delighted with that.

Good evening. How quick is Tella!?

Some quality journalism on display then.