Suhari

Ralph shouting "Yes, ****ing A!" at full time.

Wow. Is that the best goal we've ever scored? Stunning team goal. Brilliant.

No Long. Ings on the bench. Obi & Che start. State of that bench! Maya, Danso, Jannik, Rom, Boufal, Ings.

Sell Cedric....wasn't there a link to Wolves (or Watford)? Sell Fraser and/or Moi. Sell PEH (think his contract is up soon?) Sell Maya (hope not - but contract ends in the summer I think). Which will raise about £48.36. So, yeah. A problem.

What were these? I'm guessing he enjoyed the local ladies a little too much?

#wemarchon #wedontbuysucesswedevelopit (or whatever) #readyfortheCLwhenthebig4slipup #blackbox #lesreedickhead

Thinking the same. These are professional athletes? Where is the strength? Fitness? Desire? Fight? We're a team of kittens.

We really are ****, I'm afraid.

Not a phrase ever written before.

Yep. And that glass ceiling makes it all the more difficult. #dugouts

Surely we can push on here and get a couple more?

I don't believe this. The name of the CEO is public knowledge. It would be easy enough to get a CV to him for such a senior role in his organisation.

Wasn't impressed with the signing, and was really not impressed with the fee. However, he's changed my mind. Scoring goals, playing with intelligence, showing passion, leadership and experience. Good signing.

Who else is there though? Our midfield options are terrible.

Nice baps though. And knows how to work a pipe.

Bangkok chick-boy?

Is it too early for mysterious pre-transfer window knocks?

In many towns in Europe the have urinals on the streets. So clearly showing off the todger in public is, at least to a degree, acceptable. It's also sexiest - since you don't see female urinals on the streets. Or bogs for gender neutrals. It's also surprising that the existance of such urinals was not mentioned in Brexit campaigning.

Two men, separately thinking about Shipperley's Wang? What are the odds?!

They won't have seen his ****: belly would be in the way. "Eat a pie Neil Shipperley..."

They won't have seen his ****: belly would be in the way. "Eat a pie Neil Shipperley..."

Yep. Says he will have broad role like Les did: overall strategy. We still want a recruitment specialist too.

ITK?

Was that Mahle (sp?) - guy were were linked with last January ever signed by anyone? RB from Belgium I think?