Suhari

Can you imagine the meltdown on here is we sell PEH for 30m and his replacement is Harry Reed?!

I'm not totally convinced by him: he's decent: he's better than Valery for sure, but how many times does he beat his man and put in a telling cross? Once today I think. He doesn't seem to want to commit and overlap, or beat the last man. Looks like he can (the one time I recall from today he did it with ease), but he needs to do it more.

Seem to have run out of ideas. Not a lot of options on the bench.

Overpriced craft takeout from Overdraft in Winchester: looking forward to it though. With a couple of Old Spec Hens as a warmup. 4-1 Saints.

This season!!?

Eddie Howe: was he ever all that? How long ago were we wishing he was our? Wasn't he linked to Arsenal?

Makes sense. Otherwise it seems very early in the summer to be agreeing a loan for next season: would've thought we'd be trying hard to sell.

We've looked good today.

"Best fans in the world. Eh, eh (arree kid)!"

Don't like that Liverpool are winning it. They've been the best team, but fuck me, the love in from the media has been (and will be) simply nauseating.

BKM.

Ohh. Just seen we have almost the same number of posts. I might chuck in a few extras to overttake you!

Surely it has to be cash only. Do swap deal ever really work these days? I'd hate to see us accept dross in p/x just because Spuds don't want to part with notes. Presumably they can't be the only option open to us?

Would give their 'yoof' another reason to hate us. 'cause we're their big local rivals you know.

2XLM?

Eye candy?

Not sure if I'd prefer Bournemouth or West Ham to go down. Both, hopefully.

Bournemouth look very poor. Don't they have some really tough fixtures left too?

Good finish. When was the last time we had a hat trick?

Boom! BLM. Good finish my son.

Really lax start. We're looking asleep.

No.

Just lost in the ePL Invitational quarter final: golden goal in ET vs. James Maddison. Gutted. Obviously. (and Maddison's wallpaper is shocking).

He is. Which is why it's taking so long for things to move forwards.

Reports of problems with the mobile networks. Clearly the next stage in the process - can't be anything else - lining us up for the big switch off. Population in lockdown; mass gathering stopped; communication soon to be switched off. It's time: they're coming. Aliens and lizards I presume. (Nurse...take me back to my room!)