Suhari

Is he in the country yet?

I'm seeing a cross between Joey from Friends and Ron Burgundy. On that basis: sign him!

I remember when Frimpong was the future, and we should get him at all costs......

****. No earlobes, so no chance of an ID.

Does it have to be ratified by 11pm tonight for him to be eligible to play?

2 in tomorrow then? Plus Jo's out. Hopefully that's it.

And the comment about Morgan 'firing a warning shot' (they showed footage of him blasting over in the second half), 'before scoring' (cue footage of his first half goal). Quality broadcasting.

Ni idea - that's why I'm asking!

When did we last come from behind away from home and win?

BOOM! It's a Dutch revolution. Pelle! Who needs MoPo? - We've got RoKo!

**** him. If he doesn't want to be on the bus, chuck him off.

So it's PC build time again. Done a few self builds over the years, but nothing for about 7........which is why it's time. Budget around £800, for general use/some gaming. Excludes monitor and graphics card (got a reasonable card a year ago when the original packed up). Anyone want to suggest a specific, best bang for buck, spec? Happy with a Novatech bare bones style bundle, or complete build.

That'll be why then. He's a goalscoring midfielder!!

Big Vic off, Cork on. Why?????!

Wow. Really poor. No fluidity, no zip, and no apparent game plan. Really need to see something in the second half; not sure I can buy into the "it's still early in the season" stuff.

To be fair my rather succinct review was fuelled by a few Kronenbergs! I read Shantaram over the last week. The first half was great: really engaging, well written, created a lovely picture of the sights, sounds and feel of Bombay: terrific. And then....it got bogged down with overly long, pseudo philosophical dialogue, and the author/characters ego and sense of self worth almost drained my will to live. Which did spoil it more than a bit. A book of two halves. So perhaps '****' is overly critical, so 5/10. With the first 48% (according to my Kindle) scoring 9/10. Enjoyed myself over the last day or so reading around the 'what's true, what's not' stuff though.

Shantaram. God it's ****.

Ohhhh. Deadline day fun and games then!

Did JRod forget to strap on his six-shooters?

Surely not? Isn't Remy £8.5M? Long? **** no.

So sad. A funny guy. RIP.

Paraded at the game tomorrow?

That was pretty Sharp.

Jos & Kelvin look porky as ****!

My money is on Ings. The Samaras link was to push this deal to a close.