Suhari

'Goal'' reporting that Lovren has told Croatian press he signed a contract with Liverhampton last night, and it will be announced at 11 tonight.

Ohhh... Some spending on the way?

Christ it is quiet on the transfers front isn't it?! I know Guan said the transfer team would be turning into a pannacotta, or perineum or whatever, but damn. Only saving grace is that we've got 3 weeks to the first game, and not many sides have done huge amounts of business yet.

Ostrich? Squirrel? Dog? Man?

Boom. Now you are talking. Phoebe Cates deserves a shout too. Rojo would be an ace signing (just to keep it on topic).

Boom! Not forgetting the ancient Chinese meaning of 'panda' is 'man LEFT BACK in the forest'!!!

How about a sneaky bid for Shelvey?

Reckon we'll see an appearance from 'A Trialist' this preseason? Always enjoyed the threads trying to identify them, back in the old days.

Spiritual home? Local connections? Unfinished business? Lovren hot tub?

Spider interesting the Arse + 'sensitive' transfer comments from ITKs + the above = 47.3??

FFS we're a one man team. Sleepwalking to relegation. Meltdown.

Cutting to the chase: are the new blokes WAGs fitter than SRLs & Lalllammas?

Lend ****gy some of your gel, FFS!

#tidyhair

Thanks. BTW - you forgot the smileys, so: :)

+1. Make this a sticky!

Ohhhh nice. I do wonder if the lack of noise on LBs is due the our target still being involved overseas.

He's stocking up, and wants some help bringing it back?

I'd love Redmond here. Bags of pace, quick feet and takes people on. Yes, some rough edges to work on, but age is very much on is side. Would offer us something we don't currently have.

F'sure?

Neil Shipperley is his personal striking coach.

For the brilliant memories, and experiences still to come - thank you sir.

Guan - really appreciate the snippets. Personally I'm not (yet) worrying. If in 2 weeks we see our mid-league competitors strengthening significantly, and we haven't then I might change my mind.

Itk? Sauce? Etc.

Tad****?