Suhari

I am really enjoying this thread. Genuinely liking it. I find myself smiling a lot. And with my mindfulness hat on, I'll simply invite you all to stay in the reality of the present moment.

Has someone mis-interpreted the Dutch story? A few pages back it was about his agent going to Liverpool. Now it seems to have morphed into Koeman travelling up there. ?????

This does have a nasty feeling of 'Toby' about it.......interesting potential for Reed to end up looking a prize plum! However: How do we KNOW that the agent is going to Liverpool? Do we know for sure he is meeting Everton? There are other clubs up that way, apparently. Does he represent any other managers or players that might be linked to clubs in the North West? I don't think it's quite meltdown state yet. Hmmmm....but Toby...Toby....

This is afterall the professional and acceptable way for larger clubs to do things. Particularly when there are international matches on. (Hopefully Faser and Bertrand have been well briefed by the black box...)

Haven't managed to catch up completely here. Has anyone suggested to our visitor that he might choose to calm down, eh, eh?

Hmmmm. So Theo, Ox, and Chambers are struggling to hold on to places at Arsenal. Lack of talent? Commitment? Poor coaching?

We need to find out when he is due back in the UK. Does anybody know what his earlobes look like?

But this is a fun thread! I think we should collectively convinve ourselves he's coming, and then collectively convince ourselves he's not good enough when he doesn't. We could call this the 'Everton Manager Model'.

Based on that article or contacts?

This. Our only signing in a particular Jan transfer window, when we were crying out for something extra (if I recall). Don't think he even got any game time, did he? Oh...and Mark Paul (?) - the non-league Michael Owen.

Why change agent after 5 years? And why do so now? Probably nothing to it, but the timing is interesting.

We don't cover Zlatan's wages. Zlatan covers ours. (Or something).

Sell him for 2 $Longs? Think he's worth at least 3!

I feel jealous of their dealings already.

Thanks for the updates: appreciated as always! Frustrating on Tadic, no surprise on the others. Would be nice to have a boring summer though!

He said they'd be sitting down this week, before he headed off on holiday. The impression he gave when interviewed was one of being very relaxed. Seemed to me that he expected it to be sorted this week. Perhaps wishful thinking of us that they'd be an announcement this week. I do wonder how this would play out if Cortese was still in charge!!

Pretty much this. Would be great to keep him, but if we have offered the best contract we can and he wants to move on - sobeit. A thread of hope though.....? Says we offered a contract last year which was refused. I do wonder if we'll offer a more attractive one given the recent VVD/Forster deals? (Probably makes no difference, but perhaps something to cling to for those who choose to!)

Damn right! Can't wait.

C'mon the Oranges. (Which I guess is Sevilla's nickname). And lol at the Scouse kids nicking the ball.

Is a bit concerning. He looked miles away from fitness when he came on the other week.

Can you provide specifics? And your calibrations too.

Can you provide specifics? And your calibrations too.

Amazing season. Remember Midget land???!!!!!

And without the beard.