Suhari

Moving the ball too slowly; lacking anything in the final third. JWP looks decent, offering some urgency. Lallana not doing much, nor JRod. SRL being well marshalled. Were going longer in the last few minutes. Need some urgency and penetration. Ramirez and Danni on for J-Rod and Lallana please.

Needs a shave and a decent haircut. A nice side parting will do the trick. And some Brillcream. Add a decent tweed suit and we have ourselves a new poster boy.

.....about how much we are all grinning! What an amazing day.

Lets get Monk on the banner!!

I giggled, and that is wrong. Garlic bread.....

Sir, you are truly a legend. Congratulations.

Looks that way doesn't it. But who else has had an offer accepted? All very well expressing interest. This is feeling more and more like the Ramirez and Wanyama transfers. Might. Start. To believe.

Not done a FF team for ages, but I'm in. Suhari's Saints are gonna tear you a new one.

Possibly the greatest Saint ever for what he did for us and our club. Sir, I salute you. RIP.

Ohhhhh. That's gotta be embarrassing.

Why has he taken his belt buckle off and put it in his pocket?

Very harsh and unfair. How can you tell what nationality his granny is?

True, but on video evidence I would just say one word. Steve. De. Ridder.

Agreed. He helped to add momentum to our plummet, so enabling the magnificent bounce and subsequent rise we are still enjoying. I think he should get a place on the forum banner.

He won't have answered you though. I happen to know he is out of the country - on holiday in fact. Can't quite remember where, but apparently the drinks are free, and there is enough fun and sunshine for everyone.

Anyone know how NC broke his leg?

Bet he can play the banjo

Damn. Now way - the guy was a legend. Not the 9 o'clock News was great; loved Alas Smith & Jones. RIP you funny bastard.

Yep. If we get another quality AM (Benega etc) then we should stick with our current strikers, unless we can get someone notably better.

****in hell, Chaplow has let himself go in the offseason.

When watching England play football, I always want us to lose.

I demand the news before i finish my G'n'T! (I have a large one).

If he comes in, it feels to me like Gaston would be off. Add a decent, pacey winger to the side, and that is o hell f a summer upgrade.

Isn't that a line from 'Snatch'?

Think I'd like to have a gp with your database. Sounds mental.