Suhari

Northern twats even think they're better at watching shit than we are. Bloody dugout-booers.

I assure you Mrs Armstrong, all Saints fans feel the same way. (BTW: does he ever score at home?)

Club needs a proper reset. Miles away from the Adkins, Poch, Koeman years. Tragic that it's allowed to get like this.

I'm not watching and it's still fucking horrendous.

When is he out of contact?

I'm praying that Leeds and Leicester both lose.

They did prove me wrong I see! I've watched every Saints match this season, except the Arsenal one. So I guess us being shit is on me then. Eric Black will be relieved. I'm not watching Bournemouth either: will be on a plane. You can thank me later.

Wow. What a result to wake up to. Didn't expect anything but a drubbing. And a late come back by them: 2 points dropped I guess. Another false dawn, or do we have a chance still? COYRs

So...ummm. Anything happened to stop me going to bed?

Steady on now pilgrim.

Don't think I'm watching the game tonight. Because it takes a little effort to finish this beer, get back to the hotel and sort out the WiFi and the hookey steam. And that's more effort than Selles has put in. And probably more than the team will. Prove me wrong. Go on.

Yeah!!! A striker in the starting lineup. ....It's AArma. Fuckmylife. I'm getting another Leo

We're getting properly stuffed up the Arse tonight. (Anyone done that one? Not checked. Pissed in a foreign place.)

Presumably that would be the end for Selles here. He surely wouldn't go back to being a coach or assistant.

Surely they'll be decent options this summer. Given the SR investment, we should be a relatively attractive proposition (assuming Semmens fucks off, and Rasmus backs off a bit). Which prem jobs will be up for grabs? Not many. And there's quite a few candidates. It could be good: assuming Rasmus shuts his laptop, parks his hipster shit and let's Wilcox earn his corn.

Yeah. I'm not staying up for it either. I'll brace myself for waking up to the horror the morning after. (A bit like my student days.)

Sit down and take a few deep breaths.

Thought we had that already, boyo? Did anyone ever learn the translation for 'Romeo, done'?

They'll be no Great Escape this season, sadly. What id give for a new Pahars and the guts and fight we had in that team back then.

He's been a false number 10 for his whole Saints career; why not try him as a false 9?

Watched the game drinking with a Newcastle fan. He made the point early on: do these players know they're bottom? Do they care? Why are they being so passive? The words 'turgid' and 'clueless' were used more than once in our conversation.

Was going to post something, but just can't be bothered. Dismal club.

I need to get seriously drunk. (In moderation kids. Know your limits).

Harsh. Yet hard to disagree.

It's the hope that hurts. And the lack of organisation. That hurts too. And the absence of goals. That's pretty painful. And the lack of effort. That's painful too. And being completely shit from top to bottom. That smarts somewhat, if I'm being completely honest.