Appy

How irrelevant.

2-2, we equalise last minute, have that Marcus Bent you cvnt.

Should be a cracking game.

Don't think we'll go for Marshall, we like keepers who are good with the ball at their feet, not convinced he is.

It wasn't the ref, how his assistant didn't give it I'll never know.

Do we tell all ex players our transfer dealings? It's probably Ali Dia.

Richards? Good aggressive player, put them under pressure early with quick scoring.

West Ham?

Lallana would be the big loss.

We owe them one after the mugging at our place.

We weren't in the Premier League 2 calender years ago.

So he just helps himself to a goal when we're playing well? He doesn't contribute to us playing well in that match? Load of tosh I'm afraid.

Fabianski is supposedly off to Schalke, would take Schmeichel.

Wasn't quite as hilarious up there, but still not great.

Curtis Davies was hilariously bad at St Mary's

Fully fit squad then? (sorry)

They'll hate this thread haha

John Ruddy wouldn't be a bad shout if Norwich go down.

If you think he has been superb all season, you're more deluded than I thought.

There's a surprise.

Thank you Papa Waigo

Has an eye for a goal, so would be a good player in that position.

Kind fixture list? He was outstanding at Liverpool,United and Arsenal.

What a bargain he has been, such a reliable player.

Lallana will walk the award.