Appy

Ayew serious?

Because DCL is made out of crisps

I’m already excited for Vitinha to be on the bench until early April

Am I showing how out of touch I am by not knowing what “LET HIM COOK” means?

I’d try and get Antonio from West Ham if he’s surplus there, not in our “model”, but think he could add something. Although I’m aware he’s made of crisps these days.

Should’ve been sent off.

You’re wondering why Southampton Football Club are signing a player who runs about with no end product?

I thought he struggled but it didn’t help we quite often played high balls towards him when he’s being marked by one of the best defenders in the country, hard to judge him yet.

Personally I thought what Murphy did was pretty funny, roles reversed we’d be lapping it up.

I was more annoyed with him being fouled for the disallowed goal on Saturday.

We are absolute shit, the worst thing I think about Jones is he thinks we’re playing well and a good side, it’s delusional.

Yep, Leeds now bring in someone like Gnonto too, been crying out for someone like that since 2016.

Great tactics from Jones to do long throws straight on to Dan Burn’s head, when all our players are tiny, masterstroke.

Lyanco was yet again an absolute liability. How have we dropped so far that he was the first name on the team sheet? Awful player.

Ridiculous, is this going to be at every game now? They’ll be rubbing their hands with glee at the chance of closing block 42.

It’s now like the security at Heathrow Airport to get into the Northam too, we just get treated more and more like criminals.

The only team he ever scored against was us, so that won’t work.

5?

Danjuma off to Spurs after he had already done media with Everton is pretty funny.

Sounds like Jimmy-Jay Morgan wants out now.

Lyanco will play, you just know it. How have we gone from having some of the best right backs in the league to playing him there?

We’ve been crying out for a goal scorer too, which end he scores it in is irrelevant

He’s a liability, why on earth is he going through Tyrone Mings early on and getting booked?

Yep, he won’t be going anywhere until the summer