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He still could have....

Championship season starts earlier than the PL.

Iran hitting Tel Aviv. #fistfightstarted

3rd July last year, might be a week or so earlier this year as the season kicks off sooner.

Old orange face has waded in:

There were a few golden threads on that place. Shame its not accessible to read these days.

Plus the Mossad teams in Iran deploying ATGMs shooting up the Iranian air defence too before last nights attack.

Survivor interviewed on Indian TV: Reporter (Neeraj Singh, DD News): Vishwas Kumar is with us now. Let me remind viewers: the Ahmedabad-to-London flight carried 242 people—2 pilots, 10 crew members, and 230 passengers, including several foreign nationals. Vishwas is the only person who survived the crash, a true miracle. Vishwas, first of all, how are you feeling, and can you tell us what happened up there? Vishwas Kumar (sole survivor): Honestly, I still can’t believe I’m alive. For a few seconds I felt sure I was going to die. When I came to, I realized I could move, so I unbuckled my seat belt, looked for any gap I could squeeze through, and somehow got out. Reporter: Walk us through the moment right after take-off. What went wrong? Vishwas: About a minute after leaving the runway the plane suddenly felt as if it froze in mid-air. The cabin lights flashed green and white, and then it seemed the pilots pushed the engines hard to gain altitude—but instead we went straight into a hostel building that’s part of a nearby hospital. Reporter: When the aircraft hit the hostel, did you manage to escape immediately? Vishwas: Not exactly. The side where I was sitting didn’t smash directly into the building. I came to rest against the hostel’s ground floor, and my side still had a small opening—the door was hanging off. I saw space outside, so I crawled through. The opposite side was crushed against a wall; I don’t think anyone there could get out. I watched two flight attendants and several passengers right in front of me—none of them survived. My left hand was burned, but I managed to walk a short distance before an ambulance reached me. Reporter: The Prime Minister visited you earlier. How is the treatment you’re receiving now? Vishwas: The care here is excellent. The doctors and staff have been very supportive, and I’m grateful to be in good hands. Reporter (sign-off): Thank you for speaking to us, Vishwas. We wish you a speedy recovery.

Sounds like they need a random Turkish team to loan them out to.

Even using AI now to take the piss: https://www.facebook.com/reel/721547523755458

He is going to need some therapy in the future no doubt, being the only survivor from that.

Here is hoping Australia bat like this in the Ashes.