A man enters a bar and orders a drink from a robot bartender. The robot serves him a pint then asks "Whats your IQ? The man replies 150 why? The robot then chats about global warming quantum physics and theology. He is impressed and decides to test the robot. He leaves the bar turns round and comes back in for another pint the robot serves him and asks "whats your IQ?" The man replies "About 100" Immediately the robot starts talking about football cricket golf cars and womens breasts Really impressed he decides to give the robot one more test.
He returns the robot serves him and asks "Whats your IQ?, The man replies "Er 10 i think"The robot slowly says "So ---are ---ya ---gonna --- renew---yer---season---ticket ---for---Portsmouth--again---next---year?