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skintsaint

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  1. A man enters a bar and orders a drink from a robot bartender. The robot serves him a pint then asks "Whats your IQ? The man replies 150 why? The robot then chats about global warming quantum physics and theology. He is impressed and decides to test the robot. He leaves the bar turns round and comes back in for another pint the robot serves him and asks "whats your IQ?" The man replies "About 100" Immediately the robot starts talking about football cricket golf cars and womens breasts Really impressed he decides to give the robot one more test. He returns the robot serves him and asks "Whats your IQ?, The man replies "Er 10 i think"The robot slowly says "So ---are ---ya ---gonna --- renew---yer---season---ticket ---for---Portsmouth--again---next---year?
  2. Joe Cole & Ballack been released today...coincedence?
  3. Jay DeMerit is on a free transfer..could do a job for a year or two.
  4. nearly joined Blackpool last season I think.
  5. says 'the source'.....
  6. both available on free....going on AP get in there... http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/09062010/58/premier-league-chelsea-release-cole-ballack.html
  7. the perfectionist...
  8. Cortese is probably just holding it off while reading this forum and seeing people going mental about every little thing, while having a good laugh about it....
  9. that the one where the guy runs out the wall and just punts the ball as hard as he could? pretty amusing!
  10. seriously doubt this: "Many football fans buy what they believe to be genuine replica shirts but end up with poor quality rip-offs"
  11. last time we were one of the favorites for something we won it (JPT)
  12. was contemplating getting an iphone but wouldnt use 75% of things on it so not worth paying double a month for. looks nice though.
  13. no chance
  14. i liked the kit from then...especially the training kits
  15. im going to get down to WACA and watch at least one of the days this summer.
  16. watched the game v australia last night...both teams were utterly poor. USA will do well to get out of the group on that display.
  17. hope we do make a signing pretty soon. will take the talk away from this ticketing lark.
  18. Liverpool could do a lot worse than get Roy in from Fulham.
  19. see that Waddle laid into Walcott after not being selected for the WC squad. True in what Waddles says too.
  20. RIP Mary
  21. 3 quid postage...bargain, hope it happens!
  22. Doesnt seem to be doing too bad?
  23. wonder if there will be a fee of around 3 quid for buying the new shirt online?
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