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I can't even be arsed to explain why that's wrong, but it is.

Which is the question I answered. Why the f**k would I want shredded mouse on my pizza?

To the tune of Michael Jackson's Heal the World Connollyyyyyyyyyyy He's better in attack Than Bradley or Marek or even Rasiak Games are [pause] never boring When Connolly keeps scoring Score a wonder goal for you and for me For you and for me

Probably would have taken the £4k a week we signed Paul Wotton on, but then Wotton is far more important to a CCC team than having a half decent manager. What about the £750k a year SCW took home? Or the £1.2m we spent on Morgan Schneiderlin. And then there's Wotte, that was another £60k.

A mouse going through a combine harvester? Anyway, to answer the original question: A mouse that's been through a combine harvester.

If the game is on Sunday, you may be in luck.

Newsflash: A small handful of knobs go to a football match. I really wouldn't waste any time and emotional capacity getting outraged at these scumbags.

You can imagine what the email address is for the stadium's head of corporate events: Fred.Smith@S portsdirect.com@StJamesPark Stadium.corporate.co.uk

One minor alteration Colin.

Yes, that's a real testament to modern safety. They did kill a couple of marshalls (Frenzen's rear wheel hitting a fire marshall at Monza '00 and a tyre from the Villeneurve/Ralf collision at Albert Park '01) came pretty close with Burti at Spa '01 aswell, not to mention Massa this year. On another note Ponty, what do F1 teams do with all their old parts at the end of the season? Is there some place you can buy them? I've always fancied a rear wing or something in my living room. There's a guy selling an RB3 in it's component parts on eBay, but that's all I've seen.

Solent isn't really a city though. Maybe if the Skates moved all their caravans 20 miles to the West it could be just one great by "Solent" metropolitan area.

Think we might have done this before in "The Old" Motoring forum, but what the heck. Jordan 197 and the 198 McLaren MP4-20 and the MP4-12 Jaguar R1 Sauber F1.08

Brizzle City in the 3rd round would be pretty good for me, I live 5 mins from Ashton Gate. It must be a bit of a bummer for both clubs having 2 cities stealing fans off each other. If there was one "Bristol Utd" they'd probably be a midtable Prem sized club.

For once, you are talking some sense.

I'd have though the black armbands would be better suited to the Charlton match really, given that it is on the 11th. Was good to see the silence observed almost immaculately though. Normally there is always some bell-end who shouts "Red Army" or similar half way through. And yes, the fireworks were fairly moving.

I tried to swap my ticket for a wet side before the match, but wasn't allowed. In fairness, it was pretty packed in there. With my cold I'd probably have caught pneumonia too. I'm pretty sure the lino gave it o/s

Just back. Classic game of two halves really, which we won because we didn't squander chances. First half was poor, just hit and hope. A few chances did materialise for both teams towards the end, but over all it was a pretty forgettable encounter. Second half was lit up by some absolute quality counter-attacking play by Antonio and some clinical finishing by Connelly. He is a real poacher. 4 in 4 now? I know I've seen all of them. The players: Davis - 7 Did alright. Didn't see their first at all, too busy looking at the wet side. James - 5 Looked dodgy again I thought and his deliveries are still just the same punt at the far post from nearer the halfway line than the by-line. Jaidi - 7 Won everything in the air. Composed. Thomas - 7 Ditto. If anything marginally better. Know he has his critics, but there was naught wrong with tonights performance. Harding - 8 Didn't get beatten all night, despite a decent foil in their right winger. Antonio - 8 MOTM. Was annonymous first half, but for 3 or 4 half hearted runs onto long hoofs. Second half much better, but his assist for the second and goal for the third are as good as I've seen from any Saints player since MLT left. Schneiderlin - 6 Game seemed to bypass him a tad, didn't want to get stuck in. Very poor first half, but made some decent passes second. Hammond - 6 Didn't think he imposed himself enough, especially first half, but then a lot of balls just went straight over him. Lallana - 6 Some good tricks, but didn't have all that much impact. Think he got the assist on the first, can't remember. Lambert - 7 Did well despite limited service. Connelly - 8 Easily as good as Rasiak in the box IMO. Subs - Not really much time or impact. Mills had a decent bombing run down the left towards the end which took some pressure off.

Absolute quality. Which side were you on? Dry for me.

Voice isn't the problem. Geordie Heat magazine fodder is the problem.

Light drizzle in Brizzle at the mo. Freezing my tits off though.

Natalie Portman gets my vote. Please not Cheryl Cole. Fit? Yes. Actress? No.

Probably going to drive and visit relatives in Lincoln. Just over an hour away from Leeds.

Just one question: Will a "collection point" be set up for the Saints tickets?

Technically aircraft do only have one wing. (Except bi-planes)

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