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Might have to make do with a season long loan for now.

Think I'm spending too long on here, I read that as "tranny" the first time. Is that teh AIDS carried by metrosexuals? I forget.

Wind yer neck in mush, or I'll put some of Stevo's special orange juice in your pre-match pint(s). :-k

Ooooooooh, nice try but it suits me down to a tee. I live in Bristol, but I'm working on Saturday morning, so I may well not have made it to a 3pm kick off. Should also be a bit less traffic around that time.

I tend to feed unwanted insects to one of my snakes. I appreciate this may not be preactical for everyone. My advice would be to get a snake or possible gecko. Geckos have the advantage of being able to stick to windows.

Given that you have no idea of who I've infracted, what for and how often, I am inclined to disgard your protests. You certainly won't be getting any sympathy until you stop starting arguments with the kind of crap that you posted on this thread. 2524 posts... it only takes 1 in 36 to be an irritating jibe at another poster for you to get banned 7 times over. You are easily capable of that.

ANYTHING featuring Chris Evans.

Silence. All must obey.

Glitch in the Matrix. Sorry, have some blue pills.

The orange juice could have a bacterial infestation. Is it home-made and how is it stored?

They got the same against Blackburn a couple of years ago and about 8,000 against Leeds when they were in CCC. Clearly this competition is one of their lesser priorities. Ahem. A 6-6 defensive nightmare of a draw with 4 sendings off and 3 major injuries in the next round would be a bit lolly.

If you want I could go through every tedious pointless argument you've raised on this board and award infractions accordingly. The net result would be 50 posters on about 4 points each and you getting banned 7 times over.

It's quite simple. 16 posts about fruit juice penetration and suddenly it's 19C having a dig at St Will. If you can't figure out why that's wrong, then you will be forever in suspense because I really can't be arsed with your bullcrap.

FAO 19C: This thread is not about you. Please stop trying to make it so.

I've seen Saints all over the UK, as well as randomly meeting them in Italy, Turkey and Egypt. I have only ever seen two Pompey fans however. One on the Underground when they were playing Fulham away once, the other was a baggage handler at Gatwick Airport.

I don't think the brain tumour was caused by his move to The Lane.

It wasn't overly normal to begin with.

I still don't think you've quite got it... :-s I am not saying we can just fire them and not pay them a penny. Nobody is. We tell them they are not wanted here and they find another club. Molyneux, Pulis etc will not be on high wages. They were signed under Lowe when we didn't have 2 quid to rub together. We give them away to another club, probably in League 2 or at the arse end of League 1.

You'd think they'd put the Paulton match on the Friday. I'm just guessing here, but I suspect fewer fans will be turning up to that than go to the Mem for our match. Would make it a lot easier for the OB on a Friday night when one would assume they're pretty busy anyway.

Sad news really and probably wont help us much in the long term. Yes it puts them below us in the table, but realistically we wont be fighting them for relegation when they visit St Mary's on the last day of the season (I sincerely hope).

Don't be silly. Pearson inherited a Prem quality squad when he took over at Leicester. If you have a good squad, the manager is irrelevant, you should win most of the games you play. Winning the CCC is the absolute minimum you'd expect from any manager at that club. I'll sh*t myself laughing if Reading go down BTW.

He is constantly injured and in the time he is fit Pardew clearly doesn't rate him. Can't say I do either if I'm honnest. I'm on about selling them or giving them away for free to another club. Nobody is suggesting to just pay their contracts up right now, that's pointless. I'm sure if a player realised he was unwanted here, his agent would find him another club somewhere else. One more HCDAJFU would be Pele. Still without a club and I think he is a much better holding midfielder than Wotton. Better in the air, good on the ball and very hard to knock off it.

Can we please adopt the nickname "Bonio". The idea of a footballer being named after dog food just makes me laugh for some reason. Reminds me of the good old days in the early '80s when we had Steve Williams and Brian Eukanuba in the side.

0.2s difference in an 8:20 min lap of the Nordschleife. Shame I couldn't keep the feckin thing in a straight line.

Me. Infact I've never been to one. Seances are a load of bullcrap invented by "mediums" who make a living exploiting peoples beliefs with a series of illusions and cold readings.