Arizona

Okay, I'm outa here. Somehow a 2vs2 domination match just doesn't quite work.

Ave it!

Son of a...

Oi!!

You are also forgetting that for most people a large proportion of their money is taken up with food, accomodation, bills, petrol etc. etc. Whilst I have no doubt Marcus spend more money on nice food, houses, cars etc. etc. It will still be a much lower proportion of his income. Basically what I'm saying is that ML can put a much higher portion of his income towards 'recreational', for want of a better word, prospects.

Router is fine, getting online line fine and works with my laptop etc. Please could we try a different host, then if that doesn't work I'll have to sit this one out.

Yeah, weird. Normally it's Baj hosting, so maybe we just can't connect directly to each other for whatever reason. Not gonna happen on this server I'm afraid, although thanks for the 50 invites.

Agh, no such luck. Sorry to be a pain, but Mike could you try hosting, me and NS's machines don't seem to get on.

Think it's my internets being ghey. I can't connect. Reboot...

Okay no luck. Mike do you want to try hosting.

Tried creating a new server. Invited everyone again.

Don't seem to be able to add you. Odd.

I've sent invites to everyone I've got online I think.

Think there's about 6 people online now, want a private match?

Doesn't get much funnier than that.

Give me 15 mins, dinners ready

It's great, I tend to get about 3 times as many kills because I can predict the enemies movements. The only thing that bugs me is that some people treat them as a team death match and don't seem in anyway interested in the objectives. I often find myself getting the most points on my team, despite having one of the lower kill tallys.

Press right on the pad, then press shoot (R1)

10 points doesn't sound like a lot, but relative to the teams above us it really is. It's like being in an F1 car. Doing 10mph is not problem. Going 10mph faster than a Ferrari, very very difficult. I think we'll make a dent in the 10 point gap, but I don't think we'll get much higher than 8th/9th and 5 points adrift.

I tend to play domination and HQ mostly. On FFA I tend to get demolished.

Is that for eating hyaenas?

Most of you have already got me anyway, but I'm "Pahars"

Yes, thank you Dog. I've moved this to The Lounge.

Really?

I'm sure that will be revealed when our annual accounts are published. Not sure when that is, anyone know?