SuperMikey

It doesn't concern MLT, he probably doesn't know what the situation is regarding the settlement. He's got a right to his opinion, but making snide remarks about it because he's fallen out with NC is just childish.

No, it was the bouncer on the door. He said something about reporting me for a yellow card, he didn't give me one. Scare tactics, but it still p!ssed me off to no end!

No, it's one that you could go in after an NF rally for example.

Cheers mate, didn't know too much about what it was and the bloke was acting like it was a big deal. I'll let that one go then. None of my bracelets were rubber, they were all fabric and they all had metal strips on them already. I work in a restaurant, not a fast food place though. You have to guess which one now.

I should have refused tbh, but at that point I didn't care - I just wanted to go for a p!ss... He thought he was head of the f*cking FBI though, jumped up little c*nt. Fight the power man, fight the power. This is a blatant violation of my human rights and i'm not going to stand for it. I will go to Parliament with this if you come with me and hold my hand Dune, keep me strong.

When we played Man City at SMS a while back, two blokes behind me (must have been comedians) hummed the bridge in the song 'Turning Japanese' by The Vapors every time Sun Ji-Hai touched the ball. Every time. For 90 f*cking minutes. They thought they were being hilarious, but I took solace in the fact that they were inaccurate, because he's actually Chinese. The fools.

Great post, but in the time it took you to write, couldn't you have done something worthwhile? Saved a few war orphans, read a book, helped your elderly neighbour out etc.

Not wearing my bracelets anymore Dune, had to take them off for work. Surely we've been through this? Don't know, but he was obviously power tripping as his notepad already had 7 or 8 names in it by 11pm so i'm sure he could have done anything. I had 3 or 4 before I left the house, but I had drunk 3l in an hour and then had a long-ish cab ride and queued for 10 minutes before getting over the barrier.

The bloke was obviously power tripping as well - one of my friends had forgotten her ID so I was waiting by the door with her while she sorted out what she was going to do and he came over and said "I don't know what you're still doing here, you're not getting in". I explained to him that I was waiting with my friend while she sorted out her ID and he told me to go home. What a c*nt. Never had a bad word to say against bouncers before, but this guy was a piece of sh!t. If you're ever at Oceana and you see a guy that looks like a fat version of Plan B with spikey hair, tell him he's a c*nt from me.

Damn right, hooray for the indian summer!

Picture the scene: I'm queueing for Oceana, absoutely gagging for a p!ss. I'm in the queue, right next to Oceana's sister bar, Woo Woo (they do c*cktails and the like). There's one of those rope barriers blocking the entrance to Woo Woo. I talk to a guy who's standing on the barrier, asking if I can go in quickly for a p!ss before I go into Oceana. He says he doesn't work there, and he's waiting for a mate. I say okay, look around for anyone that looks like they work there, and then duck under the barrier quickly. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a bloke in a dark suit appears and takes my name and the number on my ID card. He says i've been yellow carded for trying to get into a club without paying. I tell him politely that i've paid for a ticket to get into Oceana and show him my ticket, and that I was only trying to get into Woo Woo to go for a quick p!ss. He says that i've been yellow carded as a result (halway to a f*cking ASBO) and that I have to go home and have 0% chance of getting into Oceana tonight. I protest and say that he can follow me into the toilets if he likes, but he takes my name down in his little notepad, and tells me to go home. The guy said "Do you think you could get in without paying to go into Woo Woo?" to which I said "I have been into this place dozens of times without paying, they never charge on the door. I was only going to go to the toilet quickly, somebody can shadow me if they want". He was having none of that, and sent me on my way. I paid £4 (not too much for some of you, but more for others - including me) for a ticket to get into Oceana. I am f*cking furious about this. They should have somebody on the barrier or at the very least some sign to say NO ENTRY to tell people that. I know that jumping the barrier is a bad idea, but I was desperate and only needed to go for a wee. If somebody had been there, I would have explained my situation to them. Nobody was there, and I assumed that I could go in quickly for a p!ss and jump out again without any incident occurring. There is no way I am accepting a Yellow Card for this, and I will take this all the way if I need to. Just trying to nip in somewhere for a p!ss should not mean that I get 50% of a f*cking ASBO. Any advice? I will call the Citizens Advice Bureau if anything more comes of this. I'm not having this blemishing my record. I am f*cking raging right now - if you couldn't already tell.

Watched 4 seasons of Breaking Bad in the last month or so, cannot wait for the last 2 episodes of this season. Such a great show!

Well i'm not quite that fat...

I'm an Anthropology student, i've never heard of anything.

Harding has been with this squad for 3 years now. Fox has been with this squad for a month. Give Fox time to bed in, he will show us his quality.

Sorry Duney boy, but i'm the resident fat gimp of this forum. I can't be in 2 places at once.

I am still a student Dune, i've got a part-time job in Eastleigh. Nice to have you back Turkish, I was worried about where you were. Been on holiday/inside?

Charming. I work in Eastleigh (but only Baj and I can tell you where) and there does seem to be an inordinate number of 'scum' in the area.

Sordell will run the game for them up front if we don't defend properly. Stopping him has to be one of our main priorities.

Disappointing to lose, but Cardiff were a few games away from the Premier League last season, lest we forget. 3 points on Saturday to get us back on track!

Why? Cardiff play in blue...

Aguero > Tevez Tevez + Pram - Toys = This Situation

Our weakness on Saturday was the width with which Burnley played. We need to have wide players on the pitch to combat that, as Cardiff will play wide too, with their full-backs overlapping. ------------------------DAVIS-------------------- RICHARDSON------FONTE------HOOIVELD------FOX DE RIDDER------MORGAN-------CORK------LALLANA ----------------LAMBERT------GULY--------------- Subs: Bart, Butterfield, Martin, Hammond, Connolly

Matty is just jealous of Cortese because his Pinnacle bid failed. I love Matty, and he's done so much for this club and city, but is getting this whole thing out in the press the best thing to do? All he's trying to do is damage the reputation of Nicola and the whole club under him, and all he's succeeding to do is damage his own reputation by getting involved with this petty squabble. This is the kind of thing you contest in private, not in the red-tops.

Trippier sounds quality.