SuperMikey

Schneiderlin on for Lallana. ---------------------DAVIS---------------------- RICHARDSON----FONTE----SEABORNE----HARDING HAMMOND---------SCHNEIDERLIN-----------CORK ----------LAMBERT-------------DE RIDDER-------

Lallana shot saved by keeper - end to end stuff now!

Chaplow sent off, straight red for a studs up challenge.

QPR 4-0 down now!

4th official puts the wrong number up on the substitution board - 23 instead of 22 for Connolly. De Ridder up front with Lambert.

Squeaky bum time, nervous about this last 10 minutes now!

Seaborne heads behind from a dangerous cross... corner to Barnsley wasted. QPR getting thrashed 3-0 by Bolton!

Chaplow on for Guly. We need to sign a right midfielder, too many players played out of position there.

Chaplow coming on, taters think Guly might be going off.

Very lucky not to concede a penalty there, Fonte bodychecked their player inside the area...

Leeds down to 9 men, Middlesborough down to 10. Vicious!

It's a weeeest of a free kick tha'.

Saints fans in good voice, how many have we got up there?

Guly misses a point blank header from inside the 6 yard box.... Taters keep talking about how the Barnsley fans are being stroppy gits!

"We're coming for you" echoing around Oakwell....ffs!

Deary me, he might as well just retire!

Come on you yellows!

Was wondering why it wasn't working, then it started telling me my subscription was inactive..ffs! What's the point in having to sign up again every season? Just keep it going until I cancel it!

Only questions marks on that side are Guly on the right and Seaborne at CB. I can see why they're playing though, Guly drifts inside and helps us move the ball quickly in attack and Seaborne is left-footed.

Probably because making incendiary comments about black culture is not 100% correct at this moment in time...bet you loved it though. I can almost see you there in your front room now, wearing a string vest and snaffling down savaloy and chips whilst snorting with laughter at those comments. Speaking about how black culture has "infected" Britain is probably not the wisest thing he could've done tonight.

My source told me to expect 2 signings this week, so either we'll see moves happening over the weekend or the players/clubs are stalling and holding out for more cash after the AOC sale.

Great book, he's got a crazy anecdote or two...

That probably won't be announced until mid-September. I think the games have come out towards the end of October for the last couple of years, so expect it for around that time this year as well.

SAFs book is okay. Get some musicians autobiographies - they're much more interesting. Keith Richards is a good place to start!

I want Everton at home. Would be a good game.