SuperMikey

Couple of pints at the pub! Also got an accy on for £1 stake with potential returns of over £1000, so the JPT bet is more of a side-note...

Got a quid on Saints to win 2-1 at 7/1.

Based in Basingstoke i'll have you know

I was wondering why thedelldays was following me around...

Every time i've put Saints on an accy in the past, we've won. I'm not going to stop now it's a Wembley cup final!

On a separate note, why do your own farts always smell f*cking gorgeous?

Oh, also got Saints to win 2-1 at 7/1 with William Hill, put a quid on it.

Done my accy for this weekend: Derby v Leicester Leicester @ 11/8 Hartlepool v Swindon Swindon @ 5/4 Bradford v Dag & Red Draw @ 11/5 Hamilton v St Johnstone St Johnstone @ 13/8 Colchester v Wycombe Wycombe @ 4/1 Hull v Fulham Fulham @ 15/8 Carlisle v Southampton Southampton @ 4/6 Stake: £1.00 Returns: £1075.43

Why wait, what are you doing now?

Do nut say that this is true!

Consider yourself forgiven. It doesn't take much to discombobulate me, i'm pretty simple really. And I enjoy a nice p!ss in the shower too.

Is that even a question, or am I just missing a joke here? :smt119

Look at the squad from that day! Niemi, Dodd (Higginbotham 69), Lundekvam, Michael Svensson, Bridge, Oakley, Prutton (Davies 79), Fernandes (Tessem 56), Telfer, Beattie, Ormerod. Subs Not Used: Jones, Williams Crazy really...

.........sh*t.

What's wrong with the word association thread?

Couldn't see a thread on this, but we want to be really loud and proud on Sunday, and that can be partly helped by regular match-goers posting songs on here in order to aid people who might not know the songs. Preferably they should be new songs, as i'm sure that 99.99999% of Saints fans know the words to OWTSGMI by now... [To the tune of 'Don't You Want Me' by The Human League] Jose Fonte baby Jose Fonte woahhhhh *Something else* Keep it going...

On another note, what is Georges Prost up to nowadays? I heard he was coaching at Lyon up until recently, which I guess means that his cancer had cleared up enough to let him work again. Maybe it would be worth getting him back here to work with the Academy? We produced some cracking youth players when he was working here and i'm sure that nobody at the academy currently would refuse the help of a fantastic coach!

france

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Literally cannot wait, so excited! This is going to be a brilliant day out, regardless of whether we win or lose. I can see this going to penalties tbh, with Morgan scoring his first goal for the club as the last penalty in the shootout!

Also Spike Lee, Matt Damon, Hugh Grant, Elton John and Bruce Willis.

Yay or Nay?

My first reaction was to think that whoever sanctioned this bottled it completely. Why should P*mpey be allowed to sell players outside of the window now with potential buyers lined up when they were refused in February when nobody was really interested? It doesn't make sense. Besides, even if P*mpey sold their entire playing squad, worth about £23m, it would only keep the wolves from the door for so long. A large chunk of that money would be given to other clubs, another huge chunk to creditors, and the club would gain little or no money whatsoever from the sales. The wage bill would decrease, yes, but the club needs money to run, i'm sure the creditors could be kept at bay for a bit.

Martin Samuel is a f*cking gimp writing for a gimpy newpaper which is read by other gimps. Anyone who has a first name for a surname or vice versa should be executed at birth.