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should be dropped completely. No-one gives a shyte these days.

This . These kids will grow up , have multiple kids themselves, who in turn with have multiple kids and so on. None of whom will contribute one single thing to society.

His stock has fallen so far in 12 months. He was favourite for the England job, now premier league jobs are coming up and he doesn't even get a mention maybe that course case has damaged him a lot more than we thought at the time.

so you leave early then? Cant wait to get home in case you miss Dr Who or Britains Funniest Animals.

The half time relay gets me. Does everyone get the £100 prize or just the fat care-in-the-community lads at the end who score the goals? It's the little kids who do all the work.

The arms outstretched , finger wagging 'come on then ' gesture at away supporters. Safely done from 50 yards away , a fence and 100 policemen inbetween.

Leeds mid nineties. Drove all the way up there, had a load of beers before hand, fell asleep 5 mins before kick off in my seat and was woken up at the end. Then was driven back. Didn't see one minute of football.

He has gone stale at Malaga, looking to resurect his career elsewhere.

been 'downfalled' already. Not to good though this one, better to come surely.

just stuck a tenner on Les Ferdinand at 66/1. Like stealing lollies from a baby. I'll be quids in.

Liverpool FC announce they will NOT be holding a minutes silence, to the shock of the whole world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_60O0ddd5hc

Man United at Old Trafford. Smash them and smash their new boss whoever it may be. Getting this thread in early this year.

a foooking smart phone battery that lasts longer than about 5 minutes

looking at the video, the bodyguards created more damage and havoc than anyone else

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/10400747.Meet_the_contestants_of_Miss_Hampshire_2013/?ref=mr Lorna Bews isn't 23 for a start. 28 at least. Victoria from Hawhurst would probably be the lucky winner if I was the judge. Casting couch would be open to all though.

Where would someone like him live, does he have a big house in Chilworth or something.

maybe there is something in his technique.

Our thought Ian Rush unveiled our new kit yesterday

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22379286 Stuart Hall admits the charges!!

We've got Stoke in a couple of weeks instead.

A full meal in pill form.

It's the new £25m summer signing.

undetectable Rohypnol

Just TV and Radio for now. Rock stars will be the rage in 2014 and footballers 2015. It's only a matter of time.