Hatch

I have a plan, why don't all our tough guy supporters, the ones saying 'come and have a go' while hiding behind rows of coppers, join up as stewards and get a role in the away end for West Ham. They can be right amongst the action then which is just what they want I presume.

She should be on the cover of the next match programme

But these 'wall fans were heroes and week or so ago for protecting their 'manor'

yes you are

our fans

Whats the ex-wife like, vacancy there as well.

you should sack him for that

Pilot ok, rescued from river after ejecting it seems ,according to bbc eye witness

Record run comes to an end

I have a soccerette amongst my conquests, a plymouth supporter though.

I don't understand

Why is he waving to the crowd FFS, he should be concentrating on the game, Adam may be trying to pass to him. I demand 100% concentration at all times.

The ball couldn't have hit the shtanschwun, seeing as they are made of straw and all that...it would have collapsed. Anyone notice the hand ball by their player as well?

oh dear

I wish Marks & Spencer could open a little outlet under the Itchen like they have in train stations . Maybe a WH Smith and a Spud-U-Like as well.

Those two facebook idiots are in the right place, may not have deserved 4 years for the facebook thing on it's own, but if you tally up all the stuff they have got away with then 4 years is probably not enough. This is all based purely on the fact that they look like a couple of thieving c&8ts.

Just whatever my mummy makes for me

lol, this has got me quite excited ..

Any decent ones worth downloading. Only criteria is that they must be amusing.

I wonder if each chapter starts really exciting, promising loads, but then peters out to nothing as the wrong ending is chosen.

my heart bleeds for them

maybe it's that smart advertising thing, that advertises stuff that you have previously looked at buying n your computer.

Paul Allen will cover his wages

Quite a nice gap, would be great to see if we can maintain that. We shouldn't rest on our laurels quite yet though, there are still plenty of games to go.