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How do you find out if you have a nut allergy or not?

Why have I never learnt to spell 'Sepratley'

How do i commit the perfect murder?

Where are my slippers?

Matt Lettucier

Is he long in the showers

I am already looking forward to the next series of Dragons Den. Should be an episode not to be missed. 'Excuse me Duncan, while I demonstrate my bumoscope on you for the benefit of the others'

GPs are well underpaid. You would have to pay me well in excess of 7 figures to spend my days looking at wrinkly old grannies wotsits.

One of the worlds best athletes.

Red Rose, Windsor. But not to just any customer, you have to be special.

wrap in tin foil, place in micro wave. Make ideal hand warmers for the winter months.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11368409 Family home fire bombed in N. Ireland. Not Good.

2. One of Adkins and one of Fonte kicking one of there lads in the head ( sort of)

Is anyone else not able to get the F365 forum?

20 Sept. NAP Vanguard Dream 2.20 at Leicester NB each way Sovereign Street in the 2.10 at Hamilton

We are crap so they think it would be more embarrassing by printing our name.

If i had any money I'd got for a Saints - Wigan final

I'll kill him for £400

Useless today. Completely dominated by that little 14 yr old they had in midfield.

Christmas Day. I bought a fake arm, blood and gore and everything. Put the ring on the finger and wrapped it up and put it under the tree. After unwrapping it, it took her a good 5 minutes of wondering what the **** was going on before she noticed the ring.

In The Monks Retreat in Reading. She was bar manager at the time, and was trying to throw me out for drunkeness! Never looked back.

This one. Or does this fall into the favourite favourite favourite thread , so therefore disqualified.

Always collect my takeaways myself. Maybe it's because they always give me a free pint , free poppadoms and free chutneys while I wait.