Hatch

Leaving early to get home in time to watch celebs on ice/celebs cooking/celebs eating/celebs dancing/celebs wakning pigs/celebs sleeping / celebs clowning etc.

How the hell does someone who can't speak manage to get a job as a match reporter on a TV show. Has he ever said more than three words in a row without mumbling. The thick ****. Does my head in.

Was in Ladbrokes just now, they announced that an Irish punter put £250,000 on Dunguid.. Big Oh dear.

Now theres an idea.

Why is everything I do , drinking, driving etc, taxed so heavily. Why don't they put massive tax rates on knitting, horse riding, watching Eastenders etc.

he is funny about 1% of the time.

When will be the next time KP plays for Hampshire?

Did he rape those WI members, and the Barmby / Bullard thing was a cover up.

too little too late for Hull

I bought all 5, and am now sellling them for £5m each. You can still save hundreds of thousands if you buy mine

There will be a spare one in East London in 2 1/2 years. Franchise FC mark II

Bigger stadium doesn't automatically mean more seats. It might just mean bigger seats. Nice leather comfy ones.

It should be a massive hotel / retail/ residential building smack in the middle of town, with the stadium on top. Like Monaco, but 5 times bigger.

I don't get the relevance of the Man U / Villa game being full.

I love licking my helmet

Depends what the job interview is for. It might be better to bang your eye a few more times and make it worse.

Considering the number of people that have lived and died, why isn't there thousands of cemeteries all over the place? Whats the deal, do they just bury people on top of others these days. Is there some sort of time limit on how long you have your own space six foot under for?

If Cheryl Cole said she would strip naked on live TV , then play 'hide the banana', I would consider giver a fiver to charity. Otherwise I wouldn't.

I'd prefer anal sex with all of row AA Northam block 42.

We are going to get a chance to get rid of the commies in a few months.

My missus wants to know where all the cameras are.

please post that photo again. I missed it last time

I love stories with happy endings

About 9 1/2 months ago :yawinkle:

Good album, not so good live.