Hatch

very amusing.

A spread bet. The Aggregate numbers of runs he scores over 100 in a single innings. (over the whole series) ie he scores 120 in 2nd test, 1st innings, , I get 20 points, 3rd test, 2nd innings he scores 150 , i get another 50 pts. if he gets 99 in an innings I get sod all.

Come on KP. You need a big knock. 1. For England 2. and more importantly, For my Bank balance.

Maybe yes, maybe no. Probably No. But I hope yes. HTH.

is she modelling the new 3rd kit?

is that a Euphemism

''If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me''

Southampton would struggle to be Hampshire City of Culture , never mind Europe

and you can get 6/1 now in places. I'm tempted.

Definitely Hand ball though.

Marco Boogers Mon 9.01am

yep.

Why? Might seem harsh, but people are dying all over the world, why not sing a song in support of the Armed forces or something. I'm not saying don't do it, just raising the point of where do you draw the line.

Tom Watson can **** right off.

I wonder how many Kids actually know what the Swiss flag looks like.

I predict a draw.

Nugent , on loan

Agree. Especially as they said Harmlesson was only in as cover for Frediie

I've done (all ew) Poulter 28/1 , Garcia 22/1 and Glover 125/1. Also bet Mahan will finish better than 35th and Nick Watney will finish better than 42nd. Todays Match bets. O'Hair over Villegas O Wilson over K perry S garcia over T Watson

Desert Pride in the 5.30 at Leicester

Darius Vassel

Ben Thatcher

Caviar and lobster

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

I did mean Diddy David, but I guess he is with Fulham. I'll change to Davina McCall