Hatch

Berbatov has been stoned non stop for the last 3 years

Fistral in the 5.00pm at Catterick

Would we win more games when it's raining and wet?

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,631450,00.html

Red Bull just bought a German 5th division side.

rule 1

Are they anything to do with the Swiss bidders that were interested in Pompey a while back. ie Ramon Vega

worst thread ever. Why don't you just send him photos of your co

SMS not worth £10m

could go out to a trillion to one now and still wont win. Non-runner.

Womens football is where it's at.

he's buying Liverpool

Maybe MLT will make Hoddle manager of the reserve team

Why don't you make the young lad one of our players....

Do they all speak English?

Jonny Ebeneezer in the 2.30pm at Brighton

Seems a good thing to me, anyone that stupid is better off dead anyway

Just to clear things up, these 100 Saints Lads against this scouser.. Who won?

The Scot that was losing has now become British again. Just gone 2-1 up in sets

£7.

if you don't get it, you weren't there, man.... or something.

What was his amusing anecdote leading in to the ad breaks?

I'm setting up a stall that sells really long poles and flags with sh!t messages on them for next years Glastonbury. Alongside my 'wacky & zany' headwear stall.

and you have to share your room with a drunk postman.