Hatch

My mate was in Marseille for about 24 hours for the Rugby World Cup a couple of years ago and managed to get mugged twice!! Still makes me laugh.

You can see me on babechannel SKY 909 everynight

Urban Clubber in the 2.15pm at Carlisle

Just put her in the same room as the parents for 5 minutes

Gemma Elford

Can you get Limeade in the Paris Hilton?

Song of Praise in the 2.40pm at Sandown

Carmella Bing. nuff said

I have already decided that if I should ever get a terminal disease then I am going to go around the country killing pikey anti-social scum. I plan on taking out thousands and thousands. I will be the worlds best serial killer ever. Then die.

They would be better off stamping that Plymouth teacher to death

I can call him anything I like, he's 3000 miles away, he won't hear me.

only $999 from here..

Give you one guess.

Villa is going to real madrid.

2.40 Newbury 1st 9 Splashdown 9-4 2nd 1 Apple Charlotte 5-4 F 3rd 7 Fallen In Love 7-1

I notice Flintoff is playing for Lancs . Hope he comes through OK.

Bloody Venutians, coming here and taking all our jobs.

Ronaldo has been outed on the 'Who is he ' thread.

Tomorrows papers. Raul 'He can fook off if he thinks he is getting the number 7 shirt' Saturdays Papers Ronaldo 'I want a move to AC Milan. Always been my dream'

He is a bit camp isn't he.

I saw a very interestingly named drink in the newsagents when I bought my paper this morning. If only I had bought it or even remember what it was called , and then I could join in this thread.

the one beginning with B, techy nerdy word.

Disgraceful waste of bandwidth. Hope the mods are monitoring this. ( i never thought I would use that word )

Looks like we will definitely lose Surman as well then, Ronaldo - Kaka - Surman The galacticos.