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The day after 7/11 I was interviewed live on CNN coming out of a tube station, giving it the old 'they will not beat the British spirit bull****'. Feel embarrased about that now. Also, again CNN, outside of FA HQ, on the day Schteve McClaren was appointed saying it was going to be a disaster for English football.

I'd be delighted. Wont happen though. And don't bang on about him being tactically short, who gives a flying ****, we are now in division 3, and have been **** for years now. How about having a bit of fun and trying to outscore other teams.

Why bother picking specialists like Morgan and Napier and then not playing them , and persevering with Shah,

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I was in a full page advert for Wrigleys chewing gum in The Sun. That officially makes me a male model as well a massively famous.

it's North enough

I might be able to scrape together a 5-a-side team. I have a lot of long term injuries.

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I'd knock her bandy

My mate was in Marseille for about 24 hours for the Rugby World Cup a couple of years ago and managed to get mugged twice!! Still makes me laugh.

You can see me on babechannel SKY 909 everynight

Urban Clubber in the 2.15pm at Carlisle

Just put her in the same room as the parents for 5 minutes

Gemma Elford

Can you get Limeade in the Paris Hilton?

Song of Praise in the 2.40pm at Sandown

Carmella Bing. nuff said

I have already decided that if I should ever get a terminal disease then I am going to go around the country killing pikey anti-social scum. I plan on taking out thousands and thousands. I will be the worlds best serial killer ever. Then die.

They would be better off stamping that Plymouth teacher to death

I can call him anything I like, he's 3000 miles away, he won't hear me.

only $999 from here..

Give you one guess.

Villa is going to real madrid.

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