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On a similar vein, the mums on the school run who persist on parking on the zig zag lines outside the school or actually drive into the school and park on the pavements don't seem to like it when I repeatedly punch them in the face.

A multi multi billionaire is in our office at the moment for a business meeting. He is French though so I guess you can't have everything. If I get a chance I'll ask him if he likes football. If you don't ask you don't get!

Odds have come down from 20/1 to 7/4 on him joining Man Utd. Can't see it actually happening myself, but he would score a load of goals there I reckon if it did. My money is on him playing at Everton.

I just can't believe that the world has been here for millions of years, surviving all sorts , then we come along and foook it all up in about 30 years just with a few old fridges and a can of lynx deodorant

Best draw was the 5-5 v Coventry.

Ruud Gullit at Stamford bridge. Was nowhere near his best , but still the best player on the pitch by a million miles. He just seemed so comfortable on the ball.

Going for 2 today. Knockenduff 7.05 newbury Pressing Matters in the 3.30pm at Yarmouth

Berbatov has been stoned non stop for the last 3 years

Fistral in the 5.00pm at Catterick

Would we win more games when it's raining and wet?

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,631450,00.html

Red Bull just bought a German 5th division side.

rule 1

Are they anything to do with the Swiss bidders that were interested in Pompey a while back. ie Ramon Vega

worst thread ever. Why don't you just send him photos of your co

SMS not worth £10m

could go out to a trillion to one now and still wont win. Non-runner.

Womens football is where it's at.

he's buying Liverpool

Maybe MLT will make Hoddle manager of the reserve team

Why don't you make the young lad one of our players....

Do they all speak English?

Jonny Ebeneezer in the 2.30pm at Brighton

Seems a good thing to me, anyone that stupid is better off dead anyway