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250 hours unpaid work. is that comeback for doing 250 hours paid work for doing **** all in the season we got relegated.

Nit picking and you know it. Of course ,who the leader is ,massively influences who people vote for at election time. Of course you are technically correct, but not actually right. This doesn't make sense but you know what I mean.

bloody typical, take your eye off the ball for a second and it all goes wrong. Still I bet Channon is at Ascot and not Thirsk.

If you can see a camel, then your Sat Nav is broken.

The day after 7/11 I was interviewed live on CNN coming out of a tube station, giving it the old 'they will not beat the British spirit bull****'. Feel embarrased about that now. Also, again CNN, outside of FA HQ, on the day Schteve McClaren was appointed saying it was going to be a disaster for English football.

I'd be delighted. Wont happen though. And don't bang on about him being tactically short, who gives a flying ****, we are now in division 3, and have been **** for years now. How about having a bit of fun and trying to outscore other teams.

Why bother picking specialists like Morgan and Napier and then not playing them , and persevering with Shah,

Download 1.57 mbs Upload 0.39 mbs Is it better to have a low or high number???? No idea what this means. Oh, and PING was 182 miles per hour.

I was in a full page advert for Wrigleys chewing gum in The Sun. That officially makes me a male model as well a massively famous.

it's North enough

I might be able to scrape together a 5-a-side team. I have a lot of long term injuries.

Ascot 2.30 Alexandros 8/1 3.05 Tax Free 11/1 3.45 Soul City 16/1 4.20 Canford Cliffs 15/8

I'd knock her bandy

My mate was in Marseille for about 24 hours for the Rugby World Cup a couple of years ago and managed to get mugged twice!! Still makes me laugh.

You can see me on babechannel SKY 909 everynight

Urban Clubber in the 2.15pm at Carlisle

Just put her in the same room as the parents for 5 minutes

Gemma Elford

Can you get Limeade in the Paris Hilton?

Song of Praise in the 2.40pm at Sandown

Carmella Bing. nuff said

I have already decided that if I should ever get a terminal disease then I am going to go around the country killing pikey anti-social scum. I plan on taking out thousands and thousands. I will be the worlds best serial killer ever. Then die.

They would be better off stamping that Plymouth teacher to death

I can call him anything I like, he's 3000 miles away, he won't hear me.