Hatch

Just been given a free tester can outside the station. I'm sure Pepsi would like to me to market it for them , so I will. Don't buy it. It is awful. Tastes the same as spraying a can of Lynx in your mouth.

Embarassment - Madness Girlfriend in a coma - Smiths

Down Down Deeper and Down - Status Quo

Shadowtime in the 3.05pm at Carlisle

Lee Mack Sean lock

Christ!! Are your other games against the Shepherds Bush Womens Institute and the Ex-Service Paraplegic 11?

Nope , she is ranked 76,646,898th in the world or something so probably didn;t qualify.

Likewise, althought the beeb report says they will stop collecting subscriptions.

BTW, Cow tipping was a great sport in my youth.

Oh no, State of Origin game tomorrow!

I'll probably be invited by Naomi Campbell or kate Moss or some other supermodel

maybe they only wanted to pat her on the head

I went once, for a day. Likewise, I remember nothing.

I like it

Snowed under in the 3.45pm at Beverley

Makes a difference on the price though. You wouldn't go through on buying a house if you were told at the last minute the garden wasn;t included

They don't say no on their website

Can we join the SPL?

Where are the Football League offices? Are they in London, I could pop round now and ask.

Can't think of anything worse than going to a music festival.

Its moved, it was in Warren Street London last week when I got the email.

1. Wouldn't recognise himself in a million years. 2. Maybe he is buying the IOW. Can't cost more than £250,000.

ditto

Foster is unlucky not to be there.