Hatch

Can you get Limeade in the Paris Hilton?

Song of Praise in the 2.40pm at Sandown

Carmella Bing. nuff said

I have already decided that if I should ever get a terminal disease then I am going to go around the country killing pikey anti-social scum. I plan on taking out thousands and thousands. I will be the worlds best serial killer ever. Then die.

They would be better off stamping that Plymouth teacher to death

I can call him anything I like, he's 3000 miles away, he won't hear me.

only $999 from here..

Give you one guess.

Villa is going to real madrid.

2.40 Newbury 1st 9 Splashdown 9-4 2nd 1 Apple Charlotte 5-4 F 3rd 7 Fallen In Love 7-1

I notice Flintoff is playing for Lancs . Hope he comes through OK.

Bloody Venutians, coming here and taking all our jobs.

Ronaldo has been outed on the 'Who is he ' thread.

Tomorrows papers. Raul 'He can fook off if he thinks he is getting the number 7 shirt' Saturdays Papers Ronaldo 'I want a move to AC Milan. Always been my dream'

He is a bit camp isn't he.

I saw a very interestingly named drink in the newsagents when I bought my paper this morning. If only I had bought it or even remember what it was called , and then I could join in this thread.

the one beginning with B, techy nerdy word.

Disgraceful waste of bandwidth. Hope the mods are monitoring this. ( i never thought I would use that word )

Looks like we will definitely lose Surman as well then, Ronaldo - Kaka - Surman The galacticos.

Man City to win the Premiership.

From what I recall, the driver opened the doors on the wrong side of the train when at the platform and then drove off with them still open.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/8094720. good deal for Man Utd

This strike has caused deaths. I missed a blood donor appointment yesterday because of it, Someone will die as a result of this. Consumer terrorism. (phrase nicked from todays Sun)

Stupid woman jockey fell off.