I used to live in Alresford when I was a very small nipper.
I used to take a **** in the watercress fields, and so to this day have never eaten it, due to knowing that any watercress could be ****ed stained by me.
There's a funny thing on the interweb about soaps in hotels.
Copies of letters between guest and hotel staff.
Can't be arsed to look for it. Supposed to be genuine.
http://www.clarepeople.com/index.php/This-Weeks-News/romantic-man-awaits-sentencing-for-indecency.html
A NORTH Clare resident who admitted to masturbating while following young women around Galway City may be stripped of his crown as Ireland’s Most Romantic Man.
See women, the two are inextricably linked.
and my favourite line from the report....
The couple beat off stiff competition from dozens of other entries from the whole island of Ireland to win the prize
Seeing as the current Government seem to be stumbling from one crisis to another week after week, what are people thinking the next crisis will be?
Maybe they will kill the Queen or something.