Hatch

There is a Swann / Ducks joke there somewhere.

parking

We can all hope.

Who are the officials? What is their history, red / yellow card stats etc..

Not being able to read road signs. Especially 'No Right Turn'

Fareer in the 3.15pm at Chester

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/8036128.stm Marco Van Basten is now available.

112-4 . KP out for a first ball duck.

I'd have kept Hatch

Gala Evening in the 2.45pm at Chester

Hope they do it tonight before I go to bed. I'll be up all night worrying otherwise

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Bristol-Hit-And-Run-Police-Name-Suspect-Hannah-Saaf-After-Sam-Riddall-11-Killed-By-Car/Article/200905115275540?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15275540_Bristol_Hit_And_Run%3A_Police_Name_Suspect_Hannah_Saaf_After_Sam_Riddall%2C_11%2C_Killed_By_Car

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currently 6-2 with 8 mins to go. Barcelona are quite a good team

I'm convinced that Bitter is actually produced that way and that explains why it tastes like sh!t.

I love Fridays

What is this ironing of what you speak?

fri - drinking at home sat - drinking in pub sun - off to watch some footy match in nottingham, followed by drinking at home mon - Windsor Races for lots of drinking.

Talking of the good times.. It's the 1st of May today,.

Jonny Lesters Hair in the 5.15 at Musselburgh

I'll probably be fed up with watching a load of tits by the time the game finishes.

Now you mentioned his name , all the alerts will go off in his head and he will be on here in 20 miutes.

It's a positive for her prison guard. Will only cost him a couple of fags for a blow job.

slag

Will we be in the same league as Stockport? jeez!!