Hatch

What About Gerry Forrest, David Puckett, Ken Armstrong and Rodney Wallace?

I got on at 16/1. Now as short as 9/4 in some places.

Presque Perdre - 3.40pm - Newcastle

ooo ******, I forgot.

No, bloody commies

I've got 20 of those already

You lot leave her alone. Signed, Hatch Windsor.

Monty Python had the worlds funniest joke that could wipe out whole armies in one go. I haven't heard it yet

crap.

it wont. Sporting Index own me.

bet on a horse to lose.

Wonder how he would get on in todays Football world. I expect he would struggle with the players having to much power due to wages and celebrity.

If you need a pearl necklace, All you have to do is ask!

A 36in skinny waist. Leg 34 ( i think)

That is not man size.

Carry Duff 3.20 Towcester

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090325/oddities/egypt_telecom_health_offbeat Presumably, the text gets forwarded after you die by someone else.

I can vouch for that.

There is a text doing the rounds that will kill you if you open and read it. True Story. see below... The Egyptian government has been dragged into a rather bizarre situation in the country concerning a "killer SMS". Apparently there is a text message doing the rounds in Egypt from "unknown foreign quarters" which is rumoured to have killed those who have received it. However, such is the concern across the country that the Egyptian health and interior ministries have been forced to comment upon the SMS and confirm there is no truth in the rumours. The Egyptian Gazette covered a story of a man in Mallawi, south of Cairo, who is said to have received the suspicious text and died vomiting blood followed by a stroke. This is said to have happened immediately after he read the text which is apparently made up of numbers and symbols. The government has also forced to deny media reports that those receiving the SMS receive "splitting headaches followed by a brain haemorrhage that leads to death". While there is no scientific truth in any of the rumours doing the rounds this has not stopped the story from spreading to all areas of the country. In a separate development it was also revealed that the Egyptian interior ministry has arrested three workers from an oil company who are accused of starting the vicious rumours. The workers in question are being interrogated by the Egyptian authorities and we await the outcome of these discussions.

I think a lot of his comedy is 'obvious'. Sort of stuff we all talk about in the pub with our mates. So it doesn't make it funnier just cos he is on stage.

It's a girl

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/7962212.stm Honestly, what a retard, Look at the path he was driving down, and still didn't stop until he hit the fence. He should be locked up before he kills someone. Things like this do make me really annoyed.