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Didn't Viagra use to play for Pompey

But I thought they were all claiming asylum from FRANCE. Isn't that why thousands of trying to flee Sangatte to come into Britain. Surely they must be in fear for their lives there.

what goes around....

What would be my chances of claiming Asylum in a much sunnier climate. Here I am persecuted/hounded by the police, the government take nearly all my income away from me, etc. I am sure it can work for me as well.

Surely that's illegal.

chicken soup

jade Goody doesn't have a job as such. Her job, and ways of bringing in an income is to do all this TV shyte. It's not really her fault, blame the morons that watch it or buy the magazines.

It will never happen, just a load of hot air as usual. TBH, it is a vote winning policy though.

2-0 to CP Both their goals in the 1st 15 minutes.

congrats, Hope all turns out OK, I'm sure it will. Friends of mine had an 8 week premature baby last year, now he is a brute of a boy. A bloody terror in fact.

The Queen has the same problem because they built Windsor Castle in Heathrows flight path.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/7771173.stm Honestly. How stupid are some people.

he is on Facebook

Why do we have to charge more for drivers to pay for anything, just pay less money in benefits to the scroungers. Theres billions there.

They can run a trillion trains..... I still have to drive to get to the station.

bloody good carpenter.

p45 on her desk in the morning for discrediting the company.

It is possible to protest without breaking the law. They should have been shot as a terrorist threat.

drinking and gambling spread over 60 hours. 8/10

watching TV in my slippers

Same here, looks like I'll be watching on TV then.

Gerry Forrest

Ivan I want him as manager now also.

Was there two explosions now?!

Surely her reply to the reporter would have been ' eh! whats that? can't hear you.'